Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB Joined: 11.29.2007
Sep 16 @ 5:37 PM ET
Tragic news was reported across the world today as it was confirmed that the letter 'H' died this morning at 4.17 am.
One of the world's favourite letters, H, was the beginning of Hitler and the end of numerous biblical words such as sayeth, abideth and prayeth. There is no word on a replacement yet, nor is there any news on whether we will be allowed to keep words that currently contain the letter.
"I loved H like a brother, you know? We were real close and sad to see him go." said less popular letter J. His immediate family, G and I were unavailable for comment.
It's unclear how the world community will move on from such a shattering blow to friendship, language and communication, but what we do know is that H would have wanted us to be strong. However, world leaders have questioned the real impact of the death.
"We all know the saying 'United we stand, without H we fall', commented Kim Jong Ill.
The death is not being treated as supsicious.
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 16 @ 7:35 PM ET
First of all, I am a conspiracy t eorist from way back. And I believe t at t is was a murder. As a matter of fact, I'm sure of it. Everyone knows ow jealous t ose letters at t e end of t e alp abet were.
I mean, come on. Z, X, W, Y, even Q and V - everybody knows that t ey were t eir own little clique of "under-used and under-appreciated" letters.
I'm sure t ere were two s ooters, I'm sure Courtney killed Kurt, and I'm damn well sure t at t e little clique of under-appreciated letters killed ... well, you know w o.
First of all, I am a conspiracy t eorist from way back. And I believe t at t is was a murder. As a matter of fact, I'm sure of it. Everyone knows ow jealous t ose letters at t e end of t e alp abet were.
I mean, come on. Z, X, W, Y, even Q and V - everybody knows that t ey were t eir own little clique of "under-used and under-appreciated" letters.
I'm sure t ere were two s ooters, I'm sure Courtney killed Kurt, and I'm damn well sure t at t e little clique of under-appreciated letters killed ... well, you know w o. - kicksave856
First of all, I am a conspiracy t eorist from way back. And I believe t at t is was a murder. As a matter of fact, I'm sure of it. Everyone knows ow jealous t ose letters at t e end of t e alp abet were.
I mean, come on. Z, X, W, Y, even Q and V - everybody knows that t ey were t eir own little clique of "under-used and under-appreciated" letters.
I'm sure t ere were two s ooters, I'm sure Courtney killed Kurt, and I'm damn well sure t at t e little clique of under-appreciated letters killed ... well, you know w o. - kicksave856
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 17 @ 5:56 PM ET
fial - DevotedWalnut
how is this a fial?
nevermind. i see now. it's hard to leave all the h's out. it's like habit.
thanks for having the free time to pore over it though! i wrote a report for work this morning. will you proof read it for me? spellcheck says it's all (frank)ed up. h's are everywhere.
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB Joined: 11.29.2007
Sep 18 @ 3:25 PM ET
First of all, I am a conspiracy t eorist from way back. And I believe t at t is was a murder. As a matter of fact, I'm sure of it. Everyone knows ow jealous t ose letters at t e end of t e alp abet were.
I mean, come on. Z, X, W, Y, even Q and V - everybody knows that t ey were t eir own little clique of "under-used and under-appreciated" letters.
I'm sure t ere were two s ooters, I'm sure Courtney killed Kurt, and I'm damn well sure t at t e little clique of under-appreciated letters killed ... well, you know w o. - kicksave856
You're just like David Spade without Chris Farley, fuucking useless.