bradley, i didn't really mean my last post.

it was mean spirited and i take it back.

i bet you're a blast to work with.

so my boss of the last 8 years or so doesn't even get me a parting gift.

rude.
- bradleyc4

8 years really isnt that long, be glad someone handed you a gift card, what did you want a blowjob?

they should have done you the merck way, you say today is your last day? well yesterday armed security would have come to your little cube and said, sorry fella but right now is your last moment with the company, you have 1 hour to get all your poop together and say your goodbyes, we will then escort you to your exit interview. This policy is on a employee by employee basis, contracts of employment, etc

sometimes you get the escort the second you give notice of leaving

hi I am resigning from my employment here to take another job with another company

fine, but we really dont need the notice you can leave right now, thanks now hand over your laptop immediately

i'm not salty at all.
- bradleyc4

no doughnuts?

bradley, i didn't really mean my last post.

it was mean spirited and i take it back.

i bet you're a blast to work with.
- kicksave856

i laughed at it.

or, more accurately, i smirked smugly.

they should have done you the merck way, you say today is your last day? well yesterday armed security would have come to your little cube and said, sorry fella but right now is your last moment with the company, you have 1 hour to get all your poop together and say your goodbyes, we will then escort you to your exit interview. This policy is on a employee by employee basis, contracts of employment, etc

sometimes you get the escort the second you give notice of leaving

hi I am resigning from my employment here to take another job with another company

fine, but we really dont need the notice you can leave right now, thanks now hand over your laptop immediately
- watsonnostaw

what happened in the past to cause this policy?

what happened in the past to cause this policy?
- -davies-

a new black ceo

they should have done you the merck way, you say today is your last day? well yesterday armed security would have come to your little cube and said, sorry fella but right now is your last moment with the company, you have 1 hour to get all your poop together and say your goodbyes, we will then escort you to your exit interview. This policy is on a employee by employee basis, contracts of employment, etc

sometimes you get the escort the second you give notice of leaving

hi I am resigning from my employment here to take another job with another company

fine, but we really dont need the notice you can leave right now, thanks now hand over your laptop immediately
- watsonnostaw

for the 100th time, i have an office (with windows!).

(i drive a dodge stratus!)

I just have to hand in my key card at the end of the day.

no, my direct boss is traveling this week.
- bradleyc4

jeez louise then they should have taken you out last week

even at my little store we do a great drunken dinner if an old-timer leaves

a new black ceo
- watsonnostaw

likes to strong arm people or just pretend he's involved in espionage ?

jeez louise then they should have taken you out last week

even at my little store we do a great drunken dinner if an old-timer leaves
- -davies-

that's what i'm saying.

for the 100th time, i have an office (with windows!).

(i drive a dodge stratus!)

I just have to hand in my key card at the end of the day.
- bradleyc4

i thought you left there to work for auntie annes a long time ago anyway

that's what i'm saying.
- bradleyc4

they're butt hurt about you leaving

i thought you left there to work for auntie annes a long time ago anyway
- -davies-

no, i was a finalist for that job but didn't get it. thanks for reminding me.

i laughed at it.

or, more accurately, i smirked smugly.
- bradleyc4

ty

likes to strong arm people or just pretend he's involved in espionage ?
- -davies-

guy is out of control, moving the entire global headquarters to a location with zoning laws that will permit his helicopter

guy is out of control, moving the entire global headquarters to a location with zoning laws that will permit his helicopter
- watsonnostaw

that is a true ceo

for the 100th time, i have an office (with windows!).

(i drive a dodge stratus!)

I just have to hand in my key card at the end of the day.
- bradleyc4

maybe they are (frank)ing with you, a stripper, cake and quartet will embrace your loyal service this afternoon

maybe they are (frank)ing with you, a stripper, cake and quartet will embrace your loyal service this afternoon
- watsonnostaw

i got a $20 dunkin donuts gift card from the ceo's exec. admin. that's probably going to be the highlight of my day.

When Summit Mayor Ellen Richardson ended her 8 a.m. phone call with a Merck executive Tuesday, she was in shock.

The drugmaker’s 88-acre campus in Summit, which was slated to be Merck’s new global headquarters, would instead be shuttered in a year, the mayor was told.

“It was very disappointing,” Richardson said. “The impact of Merck leaving will be felt throughout Summit.”

Minutes later and 10 miles away, Kenilworth Mayor Kathi Fiamingo took a very different call from the same executive. The news was just as surprising: Merck’s 100-acre Kenilworth campus — formerly owned by Schering-Plough, would become the company’s new world headquarters.

i got a $20 dunkin donuts gift card from the ceo's exec. admin. that's probably going to be the highlight of my day.
- bradleyc4

i am sure the new place in the end will (frank) you over harder

no, i was a finalist for that job but didn't get it. thanks for reminding me.
- bradleyc4

i am sure the new place in the end will (frank) you over harder
- watsonnostaw

a wise man once said, "don't go to a new employer with hope."

- -davies-

all good. i'm actually getting a better job/more money in the end.

no, i was a finalist for that job but didn't get it. thanks for reminding me.
- bradleyc4

(frank) that buttery delicious female dog.




...my god her smell is intoxicating.

(frank) that buttery delicious female dog.




...my god her smell is intoxicating.
- kicksave856

i know, right?

you could drench human intestines in butter and salt, and I'd be all up in it.