If the FA wasnt a rep from the 401(k) provider, he really cant come speak to you about it....Meateater is overpromising and underdelivering
- KINGKENZO

he was bringing the FA to hold his hand. the guy's a mess. he eats raw meat.

he was bringing the FA to hold his hand. the guy's a mess. he eats raw meat.
- kicksave856

hahaha. the guy IS a mess no sensible FA has to listen to a 401(k) presentaion.....just give me the paper work and Ill figure it out in 5 seconds.

nothing wrong with a little carpaccio but I assume hes eating ground beef

so im in there 2 days ago and there is dark piss in the right urinal. I piss in the left urinal and then, as has become tradition, i flush both simultaneously.

i go to wash my hands and a co-worker comes in and saddles up at the left urinal, which is still flushing, and I notice him quizzically look over to the right one, which is also still flushing.

I said nothing. I realized it looked odd but still better than him seeing dark piss and assuming it was mine.

I have a dark piss saga update

if there appears to be a huge groundswell of interest i will post it
- Crimsoninja

Go

Edit: (frank)

so im in there 2 days ago and there is dark piss in the right urinal. I piss in the left urinal and then, as has become tradition, i flush both simultaneously.

i go to wash my hands and a co-worker comes in and saddles up at the left urinal, which is still flushing, and I notice him quizzically look over to the right one, which is also still flushing.

I said nothing. I realized it looked odd but still better than him seeing dark piss and assuming it was mine.
- Crimsoninja

how many urinals are there in total in this bathroom?

so im in there 2 days ago and there is dark piss in the right urinal. I piss in the left urinal and then, as has become tradition, i flush both simultaneously.

i go to wash my hands and a co-worker comes in and saddles up at the left urinal, which is still flushing, and I notice him quizzically look over to the right one, which is also still flushing.

I said nothing. I realized it looked odd but still better than him seeing dark piss and assuming it was mine.
- Crimsoninja

I think I'd prefer the dark piss. The 2 urinal thing will be on his mind for awhile and will potentially be brought up in back channel conversations

how many urinals are there in total in this bathroom?
- kicksave856

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so im in there 2 days ago and there is dark piss in the right urinal. I piss in the left urinal and then, as has become tradition, i flush both simultaneously.

i go to wash my hands and a co-worker comes in and saddles up at the left urinal, which is still flushing, and I notice him quizzically look over to the right one, which is also still flushing.

I said nothing. I realized it looked odd but still better than him seeing dark piss and assuming it was mine.
- Crimsoninja

the key is: are they handles or motion sensors

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- Crimsoninja

next time flush all the urinals and toilets in the stalls before you wash your hands.

also, he knows which one you were at because there's usually only one kiddie urinal.

the key is: are they handles or motion sensors
- KINGKENZO

handles

handles
- Crimsoninja

hes definitely going to ridicule you with your coworkes
If both urinals were flushing simultaneously, if you left the dark piss alone, im sure he would have assumed you used the urinal that was flushing

hes definitely going to ridicule you with your coworkes
If both urinals were flushing simultaneously, if you left the dark piss alone, im sure he would have assumed you used the urinal that was flushing
- KINGKENZO

yeah but he was gonna to ridicule crims with his coworkers anyway.

hes definitely going to ridicule you with your coworkes
If both urinals were flushing simultaneously, if you left the dark piss alone, im sure he would have assumed you used the urinal that was flushing
- KINGKENZO

yeah well what if he came in as i was still washing my hands and the flushing process had concluded

he definitely would figure i left the rancid deposit


you really aren't considering all the variables

yeah well what if he came in as i was still washing my hands and the flushing process had concluded

he definitely would figure i left the rancid deposit


you really aren't considering all the variables
- Crimsoninja

i think the really important thing here is that one of your coworkers is clearly dying and you're worried about being embarrassed at a urinal (which let's face it has been embarrassing for you all your life).

i think the really important thing here is that one of your coworkers is clearly dying and you're worried about being embarrassed at a urinal (which let's face it has been embarrassing for you all your life).
- kicksave856

dudes on a lot of medication or dehydrated

dudes on a lot of medication or dehydrated
- KINGKENZO

i was thinking dehydrated for sure. i've seen some dark piss in my day.

yeah well what if he came in as i was still washing my hands and the flushing process had concluded

he definitely would figure i left the rancid deposit


you really aren't considering all the variables
- Crimsoninja

ah, i thought he was walking in as you flushing. kick is right anyway, no scenario that you avoid ridicule. Its like the no win simulation that Kirk rigs but you arent Kirk

ah, i thought he was walking in as you flushing. kick is right anyway, no scenario that you avoid ridicule. Its like the no win simulation that Kirk rigs but you arent Kirk
- KINGKENZO

i actually pretty shocked it hasn't been a Curb episode yet

also, he knows which one you were at because there's usually only one kiddie urinal.
- kicksave856

This was underappreciated.

This was underappreciated.
- BINGO!

ty

Possibly getting flyers tickets. Anyone going to any here soon?
- Streit2ThePoint

tonight and saturgay

tonight and saturgay
- penguininnevada

WL is very excited about this 5 on 3 comingup

HAHA! EAT poop GRAMOS!

HAHA! EAT poop GRAMOS!
- PhillySportsGuy

lol