i can barely believe that i just masturbated at work. again.
- kicksave856

I imagine you have Clorox wipes handy.

I imagine you have Clorox wipes handy.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

in my overhead compartment. all the way to the right. by the roll of paper towels.

in my overhead compartment. all the way to the right. by the roll of paper towels.
- kicksave856

I admire your cleanliness. When I have to shake hands with someone I dont like I attempt to touch my balls beforehand.

I admire your cleanliness. When I have to shake hands with someone I dont like I attempt to touch my balls beforehand.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

- kicksave856

I just noticed how well organized your work station is. Well done.

I just noticed how well organized your work station is. Well done.
- sanfordnson

ty, u.

knowing where everything you need to do your job is located is half the battle.

ty, u.

knowing where everything you need to do your job is located is half the battle.
- kicksave856

Not even joking, its one of the simplest and best truths ever.

Best thread ever.

Best thread ever.
- sanfordnson

nope man

Best thread ever.
- sanfordnson

More pumpkins

I maintain this serves a purpose.

I maintain this serves a purpose.
- sanfordnson

Pumpkins

Pumpkins
- shvingter88

Bump

Bump
- shvingter88

bro

bro
- kicksave856

it's punkin season, bro.

it's punkin season, bro.
- shvingter88

that one beer sucked.

that one beer sucked.
- kicksave856

Dude I told you

Dude I told you
- shvingter88

i had already bought it. i had to drink it.

i meant to get more beer today but i forgot cause i had a hunchback 102 yr old ringing me up at the supermarket/grocery/food store so by the time i got out of there it was dusk and i figured my day was done.

she survived though. i honestly never thought she'd see the end of the order.

i had already bought it. i had to drink it.

i meant to get more beer today but i forgot cause i had a hunchback 102 yr old ringing me up at the supermarket/grocery/food store so by the time i got out of there it was dusk and i figured my day was done.

she survived though. i honestly never thought she'd see the end of the order.
- kicksave856

There's a long trail imperial pumpkin, try that and let me know how it is.

There's a long trail imperial pumpkin, try that and let me know how it is.
- shvingter88

imperial means i usually don't like it but if i see it i'll buy it and let you know.

imperial means i usually don't like it but if i see it i'll buy it and let you know.
- kicksave856

You know something you're a good guy. I don't care what crims says about you.

You know something you're a good guy. I don't care what crims says about you.
- shvingter88

crims doesn't really know stuff.

i dont like this new avatar, kick. i keep thinking you're some oilers fan

i dont like this new avatar, kick. i keep thinking you're some oilers fan
- Shutdown

it's got 2 more days in it, maximum.