Dr, Dellio...

is there a six-foot bat in Gotham City? And, if so, is he on the police payroll? And, if so, what's he pulling down, after taxes?

Dr. Dellio,


Why is the Islamic community holding back scientists from genetically engineering dinosaurs?

Dr D

Why do the Flames suck so much this year?

Dr dellio,

Today the garbage men neglected to pick up two bags of garbage and the green compost bin. This is likely due to some maintenance being done by the city on the sewer in front of my house where I normally place the garbage each week. Now, the recycling dude found the blue bin, and the other dude found the 5 bags of yard waste, but these garbage fuks could not figure it out. How should I resolve this, but not like a pussy would?

dr dellio,
what can you tell me about time travel?

dr dellio, can you help this poor man out with his work?
http://www.hockeybuzz.com...hread.php?thread_id=91393

Skilled burglars have broken into a prosperous Swiss bank with the
intent of stealing a safe filled with gold. The entire safe, i.e. safe
and gold, weighs one metric ton. The burglars managed to find the
safe and they brought it to a large floor-to-ceiling window. Their
plan is to lower the safe 10.0 m onto a flat-bed truck. To this end:
they stack up 1990 kg of office furniture; tie a rope between the
safe and the furniture; place the rope over a pulley; and lower the
safe out the window.

Will the burglars be apprehended by the police – who are located
20 seconds away – if at the moment they begin to lower the safe,
the police are notified? Assume that the furniture moves with a
constant velocity and uk= 0.35 between the furniture and the floor.
Please show as much work as possible?

Dr Dellio

what is your preferred flavor of cake?

Dr Dellio

what is your preferred flavor of cake?
- penguininnevada

god dammit, penguininnevada!

Dr. Dellio,
Is this the new, real thread?

Dr. Dellio,
Is this the new, real thread?
- hockeypunk36

only in the yukon, bro.

only in the yukon, bro.
- kicksave856

Lame

only in the yukon, bro.
- kicksave856

I am in the yukon.

I am in the yukon.
- Pikey

Are u this fukin dude?

Are u this fukin dude?

- aschuter82

yes i am

yes i am
- Pikey

- Crimsoninja

BTW crims, I am currently holding TWO issues of JP comic for you.

When will you be in Ottawa?

I ER MEAN THE YUKON

Are u this fukin dude?

- aschuter82

silver and gold, silver and gold...

Dr dellio,

If I find a kitty cat in the forest, should I take a caca on it?

Dr Dellio

From October 31 until November 13 I will be on vacation in the Caribbean, what should I do with tickets to the Flyers home games versus the Devils (Nov 3) and the Blue Jackets (Nov 5)?

Dr Dellio

From October 31 until November 13 I will be on vacation in the Caribbean, what should I do with tickets to the Flyers home games versus the Devils (Nov 3) and the Blue Jackets (Nov 5)?
- penguininnevada

*buys penguininnevada a cake*

Dr Dellio

From October 31 until November 13 I will be on vacation in the Caribbean, what should I do with tickets to the Flyers home games versus the Devils (Nov 3) and the Blue Jackets (Nov 5)?
- penguininnevada

*buys penguininnevada a cake*
- kicksave856

for the record the negro at SS will be 33 in November.... too (frank)ing old to be there, see you later darkie

for the record the negro at SS will be 33 in November.... too (frank)ing old to be there, see you later darkie
- penguininnevada

younger than i thought! i say keep him!

Dr Dellio

From October 31 until November 13 I will be on vacation in the Caribbean, what should I do with tickets to the Flyers home games versus the Devils (Nov 3) and the Blue Jackets (Nov 5)?
- penguininnevada

*plans robbery*

*plans robbery*
- Lahey