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Hai
- Rayven

Hey stud! Merry Christmas!

I have a hunch Chris Campoli is gonna have a hard time finding a job when this is all over with.

903

I have a hunch Chris Campoli is gonna have a hard time finding a job when this is all over with.
- robin_steele264

What did he do now?

AP Source: NHL cancels all Dec. games

Updated: Monday, 10 Dec 2012, 1:45 PM EST
Published : Monday, 10 Dec 2012, 1:45 PM EST

NEW YORK (AP) - A person familiar with the decision says the NHL has canceled all games through Dec. 30.

The person spoke on condition of anonymity because the official announcement isn't expected to be made until later Monday afternoon. There had already been 422 regular-season games lost because of the ongoing lockout, and the latest cuts will claim 104 more. The NHL also has canceled the New Year's Day Winter Classic and the All-Star game.

The cancellation of just 16 more days of the season could perhaps signal there is hope of a deal to begin play in early January. Negotiations between the league and the players' association broke off last week, but NHL deputy commissioner Bill Daly said on Sunday that the sides are trying to restart talks this week.

WAY TO GO, SCREW THIS SEASON

AP Source: NHL cancels all Dec. games

Updated: Monday, 10 Dec 2012, 1:45 PM EST
Published : Monday, 10 Dec 2012, 1:45 PM EST

NEW YORK (AP) - A person familiar with the decision says the NHL has canceled all games through Dec. 30.

The person spoke on condition of anonymity because the official announcement isn't expected to be made until later Monday afternoon. There had already been 422 regular-season games lost because of the ongoing lockout, and the latest cuts will claim 104 more. The NHL also has canceled the New Year's Day Winter Classic and the All-Star game.

The cancellation of just 16 more days of the season could perhaps signal there is hope of a deal to begin play in early January. Negotiations between the league and the players' association broke off last week, but NHL deputy commissioner Bill Daly said on Sunday that the sides are trying to restart talks this week.
- 7xTippet

I'm actually quite relieved, as I was worried the NHL would pull something stupid like have games on Christmas Day, and I'd be stuck trying to get rid of my tickets.

So I'm happy, but my Jewish friend just lost a pair of tickets*.

*Yes, using MJL's definition of "lost".

MJL what do you drive

MJL what do you drive
- Dudestar

everyone insane.

everyone insane.
- prock

everyone insane.
- prock

everyone insane.
- prock

Ah, a smart car

MJL what do you drive
- Dudestar

I bet a Mini bc he is that guy

everyone insane.
- prock

You had a headstart

Now I'm really f-ing pissed. You know that restaurant that has "apple" at the start of its name, and has an apple for its company logo, and portrays itself as an All-American kind of place, .... yeah, it's taken one of those All-American items off its menu (the Sizzling Apple Pie), which means that it no longer has anything on the menu with apples in it.

I'm actually quite relieved, as I was worried the NHL would pull something stupid like have games on Christmas Day, and I'd be stuck trying to get rid of my tickets.

So I'm happy, but my Jewish friend just lost a pair of tickets*.

*Yes, using MJL's definition of "lost".
- Atomic Wedgie

I want tickets!

Oh crap, I just lost tickets.

Now I'm really f-ing pissed. You know that restaurant that has "apple" at the start of its name, and has an apple for its company logo, and portrays itself as an All-American kind of place, .... yeah, it's taken one of those All-American items off its menu (the Sizzling Apple Pie), which means that it no longer has anything on the menu with apples in it.
- Irish Blues

I'll bet it still has french fries.

And french dressing.

Now I'm really f-ing pissed. You know that restaurant that has "apple" at the start of its name, and has an apple for its company logo, and portrays itself as an All-American kind of place, .... yeah, it's taken one of those All-American items off its menu (the Sizzling Apple Pie), which means that it no longer has anything on the menu with apples in it.
- Irish Blues

Are you saying that someone took the apple pie that you were going to order next week, away from you.

Did you lose an apple pie?

Hey Wedgie,

I want you to give me 1,000.000.00

kkthxbye.

Hey Wedgie,

I want you to give me 1,000.000.00

kkthxbye.
- Aetherial

You might want to go get yourself a cup of tea and sit down.

Because you've got some bad news coming your way...

Are you saying that someone took the apple pie that you were going to order next week, away from you.

Did you lose an apple pie?
- Aetherial

I loved your Joel877897 poking last night. That was hilarious.

You might want to go get yourself a cup of tea and sit down.

Because you've got some bad news coming your way...
- Atomic Wedgie

you're not taking $1M away from him, are you?

you're not taking $1M away from him, are you?
- prock

I don't know what more I can possibly give him. He is about to take 1,000,000 away from me AND he is taking the new BMW away from my wife. I gotta feed my kid man.

I don't know what more I can possibly give him. He is about to take 1,000,000 away from me AND he is taking the new BMW away from my wife. I gotta feed my kid man.
- Aetherial

I'd say you should call the cops.