Ok...ok I'm white grl wasted. We up my Subbans.?! Lear ya.
- HouseArrest187

Fucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. I had to work and missed it.

How the hell are the Flames doing better than us.... ?
- Reveen

They are working harder!

Fucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. I had to work and missed it.
- ruttager17

You son of a b!tch. I get plastered for you guys and no one shows up.

i'd steal the tooth if i was the trainer.
- deks1

Got to be someone willing to pay big bucks for it. Sell it for charity. Maybe a dentist will showcase it in his office?

Top 3 player in the league... UNDOUBTEDLY
- laughs2907

Tobias Rieder 2 goals in his first AHL game

Monahan gets 126 points in rookie season!!!
- laughs2907

77 goals to beat Selane's record.

They aren't Vancouver.
- ruttager17

This is true.

You son of a b!tch. I get plastered for you guys and no one shows up.
- HouseArrest187

Sorry dude, my parents are in town for Thanksgiving. Wish I could have been there to egg you on more.

You son of a b!tch. I get plastered for you guys and no one shows up.
- HouseArrest187

I showed up but you were already passed out.

Sorry dude, my parents are in town for Thanksgiving. Wish I could have been there to egg you on more.
- nated81

Its ok. We will try again next friday.

I showed up but you were already passed out.
- Yeti1181

Ya. Its fun... but it don't last long when I drink that much.

When that fallacy was going around a few years back about gingers being bread out, this was considered as a means to save the ginger species. Luckily for the rest of you (frank)ers the theory was proven to be false so we didn't have to mass breed.
- ruttager17

I wish to impregnate the red-headed females from True Blood... Even though that show turned to sh1t, and I don't watch it anymore.

Tobias Rieder 2 goals in his first AHL game
- AdamFrench

Brilliant move by the Oilers to get rid of him.