i can live with that.
- stayinthefnnet

I'm sure you can.
So, on a scale of 0-10, with zero being "not at all" and 10 being "supremely", how confident are you that MAF can win you a Cup from this point on given his recent past playoff form?

i literally just doused myself in gasoline at a wawa. i certainly will not be winning the calmer award.
- stayinthefnnet

Well that wasn't smart. I'm telling you man, the gasoline goes on the large wooden cross, not on the person. Man, you're gonna need to get those robes cleaned. No one likes a smelly clansman.

I'm sure you can.
So, on a scale of 0-10, with zero being "not at all" and 10 being "supremely", how confident are you that MAF can win you a Cup from this point on given his recent past playoff form?
- jmatchett383

5.

Well that wasn't smart. I'm telling you man, the gasoline goes on the large wooden cross, not on the person. Man, you're gonna need to get those robes cleaned. No one likes a smelly clansman.
- jmatchett383

it wasnt a pleasant experience. then of course the pump reset so i had to go back in to get them to restart it so i could finish pumping. wreaking of gasoline looking like i had pissed myself

5.
- stayinthefnnet

If he plays...well, like he has in the past few postseasons, would you be in favor of moving on? I know DB and a lot of Pens' fans have this unending blind faith in him and try to absolve him of any deficiencies, but how many chances can you give the guy?

it wasnt a pleasant experience. then of course the pump reset so i had to go back in to get them to restart it so i could finish pumping. wreaking of gasoline looking like i had pissed myself
- stayinthefnnet

You know...you should try entering a court room like that one day down the road. That would certainly get the jury's attention. Especially if you keep making references to Gilly Gab, the Elf Maiden of Gasoline.

If he plays...well, like he has in the past few postseasons, would you be in favor of moving on? I know DB and a lot of Pens' fans have this unending blind faith in him and try to absolve him of any deficiencies, but how many chances can you give the guy?
- jmatchett383

i absolutely love the dude. and to me, it isnt a cup or bust thing for him. but if he implodes into a dumpster fire as before, then yes. he should have to go. you cant continuously waste valuable years of your window. im willing to give him one last run, but thats it.

You know...you should try entering a court room like that one day down the road. That would certainly get the jury's attention. Especially if you keep making references to Gilly Gab, the Elf Maiden of Gasoline.
- jmatchett383

yeah, then if i dont do well im sure my client could just ash a cigarette on me to extract revenge.

And thus begins a battle of "Calmer than you are, dude."
- BulliesPhan87

so calm.

If he plays...well, like he has in the past few postseasons, would you be in favor of moving on? I know DB and a lot of Pens' fans have this unending blind faith in him and try to absolve him of any deficiencies, but how many chances can you give the guy?
- jmatchett383

maybe if the penguins improved their corsi/fenwick they'd be better

so calm.
- -davies-

I'm a level 8 calm. You don't even wanna front. I'm so calm, I'm gonna go down a bottle of tabasco sauce and take a power nap.

so calm.
- -davies-

A new challenger approaches

I'm a level 8 calm. You don't even wanna front. I'm so calm, I'm gonna go down a bottle of tabasco sauce and take a power nap.
- jmatchett383

That seems pretty intense.

A new challenger approaches
- BulliesPhan87

I'm calm. I'M CALM! GOD DAMMIT BELIEVE ME, I'M CALM, ALRIGHT!!!

maybe if the penguins improved their corsi/fenwick they'd be better
- 2Real

damn corsi. i knew it was something

That seems pretty intense.
- BulliesPhan87

That's because you uncalm people just can't fathom how calm you have to be to handle that.

damn corsi. i knew it was something
- stayinthefnnet

Maybe if Fleury could improve his personal CORSI (maybe some kind of saves per shots on goal stat) he'd be better in the playoffs.

Mood?

Mood?
- Deasr1

So calm

That's because you uncalm people just can't fathom how calm you have to be to handle that.
- jmatchett383

Fathoming seems like work. I think I'll just chill.

Maybe if Fleury could improve his personal CORSI (maybe some kind of saves per shots on goal stat) he'd be better in the playoffs.
- jmatchett383

ill take a return to 2008 2009

ill take a return to 2008 2009
- stayinthefnnet

Did the Penguins have a good CORSI back then?

Did the Penguins have a good CORSI back then?
- jmatchett383

if thats a legitimate question, id have a hard time answering. im not a huge advanced stat person. but i do know that fleury had some games where he was downright dominant, and others where he was still able to make the timely saves needed to be made

if thats a legitimate question, id have a hard time answering. im not a huge advanced stat person. but i do know that fleury had some games where he was downright dominant, and others where he was still able to make the timely saves needed to be made
- stayinthefnnet

Nothing about CORSI is legitimate. MAF is actually the poster child for that. You can have all the puck possession and shots you want. If the other team's goalie/defenders limit chances and goals, and your goalie leaks, then you'll lose. Just ask the 94/95, 99/00, and 02/03 NJ Devils.

So calm
- jmatchett383

So we are back to CORSI? Grossmann as well?