Guess who just got (frank)ed over for 2 dozen roses.
- pete26

Sent them to your mistress and your wife found out?

The fact she was sitting on a bike probably had something to do with it.
- Pecafan Fan

The big seat was made from salmon skin...

Sent them to your mistress and your wife found out?
- Symba007

or the other way around..

Sent them to your mistress and your wife found out?
- Symba007

I can barely afford 1 of them, let alone 2.

I can barely afford 1 of them, let alone 2.
- pete26

Don't be so cheap Pete.

hi.

Don't be so cheap Pete.
- BingoLady

I mean't women.

I bought the stupid flowers.

I mean't women.

I bought the stupid flowers.
- pete26

I told her this year... you buy me flowers or Im out.

I told her this year... you buy me flowers or Im out.
- WaterBoy

Where you gonna move to?

Where you gonna move to?
- pete26

You and I will be great roomates.

Looks like Pete gonna get lucky tonight...

Looks like Pete gonna get lucky tonight...
- Fruitcakenipple

He's got a big shower, plenty of space.

I can barely afford 1 of them, let alone 2.
- pete26

I sleep with my woman's girl right now we are not blood related
And so she's got her bingo night so me and the other one go bowling on those nights. Its been real easy so far just park the truck where she can t see it when driving back. We usually walk in with ice cream or something to say like look we just were gone for ice cream anyways...it costed me the the rental of the lane and shoes. The daughter pays for the ice cream and I get to stay in the house all free as because I am in between jobs right now. You can make it cheap if you work for it a little.

hi.
- muffin_man

ola.

I sleep with my woman's girl right now we are not blood related
And so she's got her bingo night so me and the other one go bowling on those nights. Its been real easy so far just park the truck where she can t see it when driving back. We usually walk in with ice cream or something to say like look we just were gone for ice cream anyways...it costed me the the rental of the lane and shoes. The daughter pays for the ice cream and I get to stay in the house all free as because I am in between jobs right now. You can make it cheap if you work for it a little.
- GodIsaCatholic

U sicko..

I bought the wife a dozen roses last week, for our Anniversary. After work today, I took them out of the vase they were in, and put them in a different vase. Got a Valentine's Day card, and "voila"....

He's got a big shower, plenty of space.
- Symba007

I wonder if he's into backrubs ?

U sicko..
- Fruitcakenipple

We aint blood related?

I bought the wife a dozen roses last week, for our Anniversary. After work today, I took them out of the vase they were in, and put them in a different vase. Got a Valentine's Day card, and "voila"....
- OldGuy

I bought the wife a dozen roses last week, for our Anniversary. After work today, I took them out of the vase they were in, and put them in a different vase. Got a Valentine's Day card, and "voila"....
- OldGuy

vintage oldguy

I wonder if he's into backrubs ?
- WaterBoy

I usually hate to admit when you're right and I'm wrong but I finally gave Last Of Us another chance and beat it recently and I must say... pretty (frank)ing damn good game.

I wonder if he's into backrubs ?
- WaterBoy

It's not like he's looking at you while you do it. As long as you have nimble fingers all he needs is shut eyes and an imagination.

It's not like he's looking at you while you do it. As long as you have nimble fingers all he needs is shut eyes and an imagination.
- mr.peanut

or this Pic to focus on..

It's not like he's looking at you while you do it. As long as you have nimble fingers all he needs is shut eyes and an imagination.
- mr.peanut

go agree with me