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- Nucker101

Lu is probably the one chanting his own name after every save Helps him feel like someone cares

Luuuuuuuuuuu



- Nucker101

I bet you can count the fans

I bet you can count the fans
- VANTEL

Anyone with a pair of hands and feet can count the fans

Anyone with a pair of hands and feet can count the fans
- bezz44

The section at the bottom had 32 people

The section at the bottom had 32 people
- VANTEL

Stamkos

The section at the bottom had 32 people
- VANTEL

As touched on, you can get 4 centre ice tickets, 4 autographed game-worn jerseys, 16 beers and 24 gourmet smokies, a one game stint as coach, 5 minutes of powerplay time (they supply your skates), a BWM (but only standard features uggg or you can upgrade for an additional $2 for fully custom make-over) with every multi-pack purchase, an 8 bedroom beachfront home (with butler), a 5% stake in team profits and tickets to every future game..... all for the very reasonable price of $10.99.

Edit: for an additional $1, Luongo will visit your home and clean your gutters

As touched on, you can get 4 centre ice tickets, 4 autographed game-worn jerseys, 16 beers and 24 gourmet smokies, a one game stint as coach, 5 minutes of powerplay time (they supply your skates), a BWM (but only standard features uggg or you can upgrade for an additional $2 for fully custom make-over) with every multi-pack purchase, an 8 bedroom beachfront home (with butler), a 5% stake in team profits and tickets to every future game..... all for the very reasonable price of $10.99.

Edit: for an additional $1, Luongo will visit your home and clean your gutters
- Zogg

Seattle

As touched on, you can get 4 centre ice tickets, 4 autographed game-worn jerseys, 16 beers and 24 gourmet smokies, a one game stint as coach, 5 minutes of powerplay time (they supply your skates), a BWM (but only standard features uggg or you can upgrade for an additional $2 for fully custom make-over) with every multi-pack purchase, an 8 bedroom beachfront home (with butler), a 5% stake in team profits and tickets to every future game..... all for the very reasonable price of $10.99.

Edit: for an additional $1, Luongo will visit your home and clean your gutters
- Zogg

This makes up for the value of everything else. 5% of -100 mil is 5 million dollars out of pocket

This makes up for the value of everything else. 5% of -100 mil is 5 million dollars out of pocket
- bezz44

Well yah, but fans of Florida (all 32 of them as noted) are very fickle. They will NOT put up with a substandard product unless there are at least a few various minor incentives such as the ones noted above (I believe there has recently been a movement to increase the 5% to 7.5%, as a result of inflation - also, note that insurance is NOT provided for the BMW's (@#$@# rip-off ) so all in all I would say there isn't reallly anything substantive to write home about. Still, at least you get some power-play time, which is kind of cool and it's always great to get your gutters cleaned

As touched on, you can get 4 centre ice tickets, 4 autographed game-worn jerseys, 16 beers and 24 gourmet smokies, a one game stint as coach, 5 minutes of powerplay time (they supply your skates), a BWM (but only standard features uggg or you can upgrade for an additional $2 for fully custom make-over) with every multi-pack purchase, an 8 bedroom beachfront home (with butler), a 5% stake in team profits and tickets to every future game..... all for the very reasonable price of $10.99.

Edit: for an additional $1, Luongo will visit your home and clean your gutters
- Zogg

Historically this has been the case but apparently mgmt is no longer giving away tickets. They know the media will poop on them but their actual fans were pissed after spending x amount of dollars for a ticket surrounded by people who paid little to nothing for seats. They are not losing any more money but just look worse.

Well yah, but fans of Florida (all 32 of them as noted) are very fickle. They will NOT put up with a substandard product unless there are at least a few various minor incentives such as the ones noted above (I believe there has recently been a movement to increase the 5% to 7.5%, as a result of inflation - also, note that insurance is NOT provided for the BMW's (@#$@# rip-off ) so all in all I would say there isn't reallly anything substantive to write home about. Still, at least you get some power-play time, which is kind of cool and it's always great to get your gutters cleaned
- Zogg

Most valuable part of the package

Historically this has been the case but apparently mgmt is no longer giving away tickets. They know the media will poop on them but their actual fans were pissed after spending x amount of dollars for a ticket surrounded by people who paid little to nothing for seats. They are not losing any more money but just look worse.
- belcherbd

7000 in attendance tonight apparently it is a franchise record...

7000 in attendance tonight apparently it is a franchise record...
- bezz44

There was not 7000 there. Seven hundred yes ,thousand not a chance

7000 in attendance tonight apparently it is a franchise record...
- bezz44

George Richards ‏@GeorgeRichards
#FlaPanthers announced attendance tonight: 7,311 ... Sets record for lowest in franchise history (10,063 v Carolina, 2007) -- #Sens

Adam Proteau ‏@Proteautype
Example of what Panthers are facing: Their booster club members currently total 200. At team's low point, # was 75. Hope to hit 250 this yr.

Painful.

Stamkos
- Nucker101

Hedman is gonna win the Norris at this rate...

There was not 7000 there. Seven hundred yes ,thousand not a chance
- VANTEL

when the seats are 5$ you can afford to miss the game if something better comes up... Like Friends reruns

when the seats are 5$ you can afford to miss the game if something better comes up... Like Friends reruns
- bezz44

or a root canal

or a root canal
- Zogg

A vasectomy
Edit: I forgot, there is a clause in the purchase agreement for Panther's season tickets. Cannot be sterilized, need to expand the Panther fanbase

A vasectomy
Edit: I forgot, there is a clause in the purchase agreement for Panther's season tickets. Cannot be sterilized, need to expand the Panther fanbase
- bezz44

inbreeding is encouraged?

inbreeding is encouraged?
- Zogg

Enforced... In 10 years the Panthers will have to change their logo to this:

Enforced... In 10 years the Panthers will have to change their logo to this:

- bezz44

yikes reminds me of an ex-girlfriend during her ummm 'friendly' time

A vasectomy
Edit: I forgot, there is a clause in the purchase agreement for Panther's season tickets. Cannot be sterilized, need to expand the Panther fanbase
- bezz44

This is South Beach we are talking about.

Top 10 reasons for not redeeming your Panthers Duckets

10 . Coccain bust at your house.
9. Clothes ripped in cat fight.
8. Make up smeared in gay cat fight
7.Killed in drive by
6.Bikini sale
5 . Busy retaliating to botched drive by
4. Extended seniors happy hour at Denny's
3. Senior forgot where he was going
2. Botox sale at Macy's
1. Lack of interest due to no free hot dogs.

This is South Beach we are talking about.

Top 10 reasons for not redeeming your Panthers Duckets

10 . Coccain bust at your house.
9. Clothes ripped in cat fight.
8. Make up smeared in gay cat fight
7.Killed in drive by
6.Bikini sale
5 . Busy retaliating to botched drive by
4. Extended seniors happy hour at Denny's
3. Senior forgot where he was going
2. Botox sale at Macy's
1. Lack of interest due to no free hot dogs.
- VANTEL

You forgot the real reason for not redeeming Panthers Duckets...

The rest of your family is swimming over from Cuba.