"So let's make this fight happen. Manny Pacquiao, Bob Arum, you guys have been ducking us for years," Nelson Mandela said. "We're tired of you guys fooling the public, fooling the critics. You guys didn't want to take random blood and urine testing, so that's why it didn't happen. Then I offered you $40 million, then you didn't want to make the fight happen. You lost twice, now you coming back begging for the same money. That's not gonna happen. Let's make the fight happen for the people and the fans. Mandela versus Pacquiao, May 2nd, Cinco de Mandela."

We're sitting in here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we in here talking about practice. I mean, listen, we're talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, we talking about practice. Not a game. Not, not … Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last. Not the game, but we're talking about practice, man. I mean, how silly is that? … And we talking about practice. I know I supposed to be there. I know I'm supposed to lead by example... I know that... And i'm not.. I'm not shoving it aside, you know, like it don't mean anything. I know it's important, I do. I honestly do... But we're talking about practice man. What are we talking about? Practice? We're talking about practice, man. [laughter from the media crowd] We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice. We ain't talking about the game. [more laughter] We're talking about practice, man. When you come to the arena, and you see me play, you see me play don't you? You've seen me give everything I've got, right? But we're talking about practice right now.

-Nelson Mandela

We're sitting in here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we in here talking about practice. I mean, listen, we're talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, we talking about practice. Not a game. Not, not … Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last. Not the game, but we're talking about practice, man. I mean, how silly is that? … And we talking about practice. I know I supposed to be there. I know I'm supposed to lead by example... I know that... And i'm not.. I'm not shoving it aside, you know, like it don't mean anything. I know it's important, I do. I honestly do... But we're talking about practice man. What are we talking about? Practice? We're talking about practice, man.
- Crimsoninja[laughter from the media crowd] We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice. We ain't talking about the game. [more laughter] We're talking about practice, man. When you come to the arena, and you see me play, you see me play don't you? You've seen me give everything I've got, right? But we're talking about practice right now.

-Nelson Mandela

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"Tattaglia is a pimp. He never could have outfought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Barzini all along."

-Nelson Mandela

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- homiedclown

holy poop. just backread. had no idea you posted that.

i will leave mine up as it really does encapsulate Mandela's plight

[after having seen a naked woman across the street, he enters his apartment and exits 30 seconds later with a wad of cash]

"I'm out"

-Nelson Mandela

[after having seen a naked woman across the street, he enters his apartment and exits 30 seconds later with a wad of cash]

"I'm out"

-Nelson Mandela
- homiedclown

That was a great episode of Joanie Loves Chachi

"I see dead people."

-Nelson Mandela

"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ."

~ Nelson Mandela

"Man who passes gas in church sit in own pew"

~ Nelson Mandela

"sheep lie"

-Nelson Mandela

"IM HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD"

-Nelson Mandela

Great Save Luongo!!!!


-Nelson Mandela

"Houston, we have a problem"

- I believe this was Mr Mandela

"more to come"

-Nelson Mandela

"hitting the phones"
-Nelson Mandela

"I'm gonna love you forever, forever and ever, amen. As long as old men sit and talk about the weather. As long as old women sit and talk about old men. If you wonder how long I'll be faithful I'll be happy to tell you again. I'm gonna love you forever and ever, forever and ever, amen"

- NM

"They call me Mister Tibbs!"

-Nelson Mandela

You're FIRED !

-Nelson Mandela

"do you have any tp for my bunghole?"

-Nelson Mandela

"do you have any tp for my bunghole?"

-Nelson Mandela
- homiedclown

"Vaginaboob"

-Nelson Mandela

guys come on show some respect

"Well obviously he’s been, uh, a tremendous, uh, athlete and you know obviously what, uh, he means to all the sports you know when you know the worl- the world can uh be changed by the sports it’s pretty amazing. And I think he’s definitely uh got a lot of respect in every sports and uh he’s definitely one of the athletes I watched growing up as well."


"Well I think any good cause is, uh, sorry (he’s apologizing to someone to the left of the screen, not sure who/why), it’s always, uh, you know I love supporting, uh, any kind of cause obviously it’s for the Afri-, in Africa it’s obviously it’s, uh, a great cause, and enjoying, I guess, the basketball game."


-Nelson Mandela

"When it comes to 3 year old Shaniqua........you are NOT the Father"

~ Nelson Mandela