- the_cause2000

"You miss 99% of the shots you don't take"

-Nelson Mandela

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"

-Nelson Mandela

"Bring back our girls"

- Nelson Mandela

Free at last! Free at last!

Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!

-Nelson Mandela

"Where the white women at?"

Nelson Mandela

"Where the white women at?"

Nelson Mandela
- homiedclown

pretty sure he never said that

" Alright then. Two of 'em. Both had my father in 'em . It's peculiar. I'm older now then he ever was by twenty years. So in a sense he's the younger man. Anyway, first one I don't remember too well but it was about meeting him in town somewhere, he's gonna give me some money. I think I lost it. The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin' through the mountains of a night. Goin' through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' by. He just rode on past... and he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down and when he rode past I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it. 'Bout the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin' on ahead and he was fixin' to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold, and I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. And then I woke up..."

- N Mandela

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. The hands can't hit what the eyes can't see."

-Nelson Mandela

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. The hands can't hit what the eyes can't see."

-Nelson Mandela
- Monkey

Love it

"Listen, everything I have in my life is because of the NHL and because of hockey, and I love the game and I loved every minute of being a player, I loved coaching, I loved being involved in the NHL."

- NELSON MANDELA

"I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free. "

Nelson Mandela

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is?

Nelson Mandela

A lot of my friends growing up were hunters, but I spent all my time on the ice hurting actual humans playing hockey. I never had the chance to run through the woods and shoot at a moose or deer. I was shooting pucks at goaltender's heads.

Nelson Mandela

Mr. Gorbachov, TEAR DOWN THAT WALL !!

-Nelson Mandela

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in South Africa, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

-Nelson Mandela

“We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're talking about practice. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we're talking about practice. Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last, but we're talking about practice man. How silly is that? Now I know that I'm supposed to lead by example and all that, but I'm not shoving that aside like it don't mean anything. I know it's important, I honestly do, but we're talking about practice. We're talking about practice man. We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice. We're not talking about the game. We're talking about practice. When you come to the arena, and you see me play, you've seen me play right, you've seen me give everything I've got, but we're talking about practice right now. Hey I hear you, it's funny to me too, hey it's strange to me too, but we're talking about practice man, we're not even talking about the game, when it actually matters, we're talking about practice.”

Nelson Mandela

I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah

Nelson Mandela

'I have a pony. He takes big poops !'

-Nelson Mandela

" I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Nelson Mandela

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."

-Nelson Mandela