I would drop the lotto pick and a player not named G or Jake for OEL in a heartbeat.

Problem is he's already asking the moon for Yandle. What the hell will he ask for OEL?
- hereticpride

As the old song goes

The moon, the sun, the stars.......... and a bag of used pucks

Schenn
2015 first rounder
Morin
Rinaldo
- jmatchett383

Going to take more.

I mean did you see that cannon he used to beat Bernier last night?

Going to take more.

I mean did you see that cannon he used to beat Bernier last night?
- J35Bacher

No.
But my wife did think he was pretty cute at the ASG Fantasy Draft.

You wanna play the role of Tim Murray, too?
- Tomahawk

hell im just glad to not be on broad street with my nose in a (frank)ing case book right now.

im in a good mood. ill be any GM in the league right now for poops and giggles.

and getting simmonds out of philly onto another team is a slight consolation, even if it isnt the pens

As the old song goes

The moon, the sun, the stars.......... and a bag of used pucks
- Steelmanpa

Luke is moon faced
Rinaldo usually has a nice tan
Vinny is a star in the White Dwarf stage.

So are those regulation pucks or team designs?

Pouliot for Read, straight up?
- jmatchett383

nope.

No.
But my wife did think he was pretty cute at the ASG Fantasy Draft.
- jmatchett383

Shattenkirk looked like an old man. I was shocked.

Luke is moon faced
Rinaldo usually has a nice tan
Vinny is a star in the White Dwarf stage.

So are those regulation pucks or team designs?
- hereticpride

whichever one of you posted him doing his lame ass shirtless selfie the other day, thanks.

i was killing time on here in class and some girl sitting next to me caught me scrolling down at that exact moment.

she probably couldnt tell you a hockey puck from a burnt thanksgiving dinner biscuit, so i think she just thinks i was on the internet cruising for shirtless dudes

No.
But my wife did think he was pretty cute at the ASG Fantasy Draft.
- jmatchett383

You have to see it. It was a dump in, shorthanded form his own blue line beating Bernier glove hand

You have to see it. It was a dump in, shorthanded form his own blue line beating Bernier glove hand
- J35Bacher

Is that the same Bernier that this board blasted Holmgren for not giving up multiple young assets to get?

nope.
- stayinthefnnet

Okay. How about Read for Pouliot, straight up?

hell im just glad to not be on broad street with my nose in a (frank)ing case book right now.

im in a good mood. ill be any GM in the league right now for poops and giggles.

and getting simmonds out of philly onto another team is a slight consolation, even if it isnt the pens
- stayinthefnnet

LOL, so is there a way I can get you to start bidding against yourselves, Mr. Rutherford/Murray?

whichever one of you posted him doing his lame ass shirtless selfie the other day, thanks.

i was killing time on here in class and some girl sitting next to me caught me scrolling down at that exact moment.

she probably couldnt tell you a hockey puck from a burnt thanksgiving dinner biscuit, so i think she just thinks i was on the internet cruising for shirtless dudes
- stayinthefnnet

Is that the same Bernier that this board blasted Holmgren for not giving up multiple young assets to get?
- jmatchett383

Yeah. That one. I bet we get Reimer tomorrow night

Okay. How about Read for Pouliot, straight up?
- jmatchett383

damn. now that one ill have to think on.

LOL, so is there a way I can get you to start bidding against yourselves, Mr. Rutherford/Murray?
- Tomahawk

hmm. i dont know.

it cant get too intense.

i dont want half of me to have a heart attack.

damn. now that one ill have to think on.
- stayinthefnnet

Okay. How about this:

To Pit: Matt Read
To Phi: Derrick Pouliot

Okay. How about this:

To Pit: Matt Read
To Phi: Derrick Pouliot
- jmatchett383

damn. seeing it spelled out like that really does make it hard to turn down.

It also makes me realize how much I prefer the name to be spelled Derek.

at least it isnt Deryk.

hmm. i dont know.

it cant get too intense.

i dont want half of me to have a heart attack.
- stayinthefnnet

"Hey, stayinthefnnet, it's stayinthefnnet. How are you?"

"Oh, stayinthefnnet, it's been a while. What's up?"

"Not too much, how's missesinthefnnet?"

"She's good. How is stayinthefnnetjunior?"

"That kid's a terror. Won't ever stay in the net."

"Well, I'm sure he'll stay in the net eventually."

"We'll see. So, anyway, I was calling about those 2 first round picks you have."

"...go on..."

"See, we've got Keith Yandle and..."

"STAYINTHEFNNET, YOU ARE AN ASSNUT! I SHOULD NEVER LET YOU LEAVE THE NET! I'M GOING TO BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE! GOOD DAY!"

"Hey, stayinthefnnet, it's stayinthefnnet. How are you?"

"Oh, stayinthefnnet, it's been a while. What's up?"

"Not too much, how's missesinthefnnet?"

"She's good. How is stayinthefnnetjunior?"

"That kid's a terror. Won't ever stay in the net."

"Well, I'm sure he'll stay in the net eventually."

"We'll see. So, anyway, I was calling about those 2 first round picks you have."

"...go on..."

"See, we've got Keith Yandle and..."

"STAYINTHEFNNET, YOU ARE AN ASSNUT! I SHOULD NEVER LET YOU LEAVE THE NET! I'M GOING TO BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE! GOOD DAY!"
- jmatchett383

im still waiting for fleury to do that.


and jesus. i thought i had time on my hands right now...

slow day at the office or what?

Luke is moon faced
Rinaldo usually has a nice tan
Vinny is a star in the White Dwarf stage.

So are those regulation pucks or team designs?
- hereticpride

Probably 100% gold pucks with the players you are suggesting
I love the White Dwarf reference being a scifi guy

im still waiting for fleury to do that.


and jesus. i thought i had time on my hands right now...

slow day at the office or what?
- stayinthefnnet

Was waiting for a 45GB CAD drawing to open.

Was waiting for a 45GB CAD drawing to open.
- jmatchett383

oh. well.

good luck with that.

i hope it opens it all of its CADness.

Was waiting for a 45GB CAD drawing to open.
- jmatchett383

i post when i'm "compiling"

Also 2-0 since Straka has been called up, and 2-0 since we got our blizzard.

Coincidence? I think not.
- jmatchett383

2-0 since i started using my left hand to play with myself