Bob McKenzie ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie · 15m15 minutes ago
Ruslan Fedotenko to MIN on a two way deal.

How the mighty have fallen

https://twitter.com/ANight92/status/616324217265479680



- Winning

He's now officially as legit as Eklund (Mike Richards).

He's now officially as legit as Eklund (Mike Richards).
- jmatchett383

https://twitter.com/ANight92/status/616324217265479680



- Winning

Breaking: Jack Eichel forgoes education, signs with Sabres

Read that as you will.
- jmatchett383

How is there more than one way to read that?

How is there more than one way to read that?
- Scoob

1) He will stop going to college.
2) He's decided to play for the Sabres.

https://twitter.com/ANight92/status/616324217265479680
- Winning

Take that, losers!

1) He will stop going to college.
2) He's decided to play for the Sabres.
- jmatchett383

That's the way I read it. I'm confused. How could it be interpreted differently?

Adam Nightingale ‏@ANight92 13s14 seconds ago

@Jimm_Starkk I can't!! I want to believe me but I can't!

Adam Nightingale ‏@ANight92 37s37 seconds ago

@alex23552291 5 players.

Take that, losers!


- jmatchett383

Wow, he broke trades. Who gives a frank who is first? It means nothing.

Wow, he broke trades. Who gives a frank who is first? It means nothing.
- Scoob

Wow, he broke trades. Who gives a frank who is first? It means nothing.
- Scoob

I think it just lends the credibility in his ability to break trades.

That's the way I read it. I'm confused. How could it be interpreted differently?
- Scoob

Okay, let's break this down.

Way one: He will no longer be attending college, therefore not gaining a further college education.

Way two: He will be playing for the Buffalo Sabres, a sign that he is uneducated.

Who is my whipping boy?
- PhillySportsGuy

The imminently dumpable Jacob Vorachek.

Adam Nightingale ‏@ANight92 13s14 seconds ago

@Jimm_Starkk I can't!! I want to believe me but I can't!

Adam Nightingale ‏@ANight92 37s37 seconds ago

@alex23552291 5 players.
- Winning

macdonald, umberger, lecavalier and ghoulbourne for shattenkirk

Okay, let's break this down.

Way one: He will no longer be attending college, therefore not gaining a further college education.

Way two: He will be playing for the Buffalo Sabres, a sign that he is uneducated.
- jmatchett383

Oh -shrug-

I read it one way...he's leaving college to play in the NHL

Wow, he broke trades. Who gives a frank who is first? It means nothing.
- Scoob

Semin to Pit, 1 year $2M

Semin to Pit, 1 year $2M
- jmatchett383

Was it winning who made that fake?

Oh -shrug-

I read it one way...he's leaving college to play in the NHL
- Scoob

That's why I said read it as you will.

Also, he's funny looking.

macdonald, umberger, lecavalier and ghoulbourne for shattenkirk
- funmaster18

I'm guessing more like no one for no one

Adam Nightingale ‏@ANight92 30s30 seconds ago

Alright, here's what I can say right now. #Blues/#Flyers POTENTIAL blockbuster is hinging on another acquisition by STL according to source
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Adam Nightingale ‏@ANight92 14s15 seconds ago

@ANight92 From what I understand, if this other acquisition DOES NOT happen, the bigger deal will not happen either. Deal is NOT imminent

Pierre LeBrun ‏@Real_ESPNLeBrun · 36m36 minutes ago
Kessel all along was No. 1 target for Penguins even though they did try on Ryan O'Reilly last week and Brandon Saad yesterday...

Just once, I want to say a GM say something alone the lines of, "Yeah, he wasn't really the guy we wanted. In fact, we really tried to get 2 other guys first, but they didn't get done, so we ended up going after this guy instead."

A GM besides Tim Murray, that is.

I'm guessing more like no one for no one
- BiggE

you're probably right.

That's why I said read it as you will.
- jmatchett383

I still don't see how it could be interpreted any other way but I'm also done thinking about it.

Also, he's funny looking.

I know, everybody funny looking, now you funny looking, too