My first years of learning to speak as a child were in Cape Breton Island. I moved to Toronto at 7.... I had to bloody a few noses because of kids making fun of my thick accent that would put most limeys to shame.

My first years of learning to speak as a child were in Cape Breton Island. I moved to Toronto at 7.... I had to bloody a few noses because of kids making fun of my thick accent that would put most limeys to shame.
- boonerbuck

They don't speak English in Cape Breton

Iz the buyz zat bilz za boats

Actually, this kid reminds me a lot of myself at that age.



Mods are gonna delete this so have a laugh while you can.

Actually, this kid reminds me a lot of myself at that age.



Mods are gonna delete this so have a laugh while you can.
- boonerbuck

Awesome!

Actually, this kid reminds me a lot of myself at that age.

Mods are gonna delete this so have a laugh while you can.
- boonerbuck

Actually, this kid reminds me a lot of myself at that age.



Mods are gonna delete this so have a laugh while you can.
- boonerbuck

Now we all know what a Baby Booner is

They don't speak English in Cape Breton

Iz the buyz zat bilz za boats
- VANTEL

Thats fkn newfies you female genitalia....

Thats what a Cape Bretner would say just before he beat the snot out of someone for accusing him of being a newfie.

Actually, this kid reminds me a lot of myself at that age.



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- boonerbuck

Thats fkn newfies you female genitalia....

Thats what a Cape Bretner would say just before he beat the snot out of someone for accusing him of being a newfie.
- boonerbuck

Jesus, Mary, an Joseph. I was gonna say the same ting.

Jesus, Mary, an Joseph. I was gonna say the same ting.
- bloatedmosquito

I knew it was Newfie . I spent time in both places.

Jesus, Mary, an Joseph. I was gonna say the same ting.
- bloatedmosquito

Cape Breton Liberation Army

Down with the causeway bye!!!

Newfies are funny. When they finally heard there was an AIDS epidemic... they kept applying for it.

I knew it was Newfie . I spent time in both places.
- VANTEL

Federal prison?

Federal prison?
- Jeropotato

Newfie convicts do their sentences in Fort Mac

Cape Breton Liberation Army

Down with the causeway bye!!!

Newfies are funny. When they finally heard there was an AIDS epidemic... the kept applying for it.
- boonerbuck

I grew up having to listen to General John Cabot Trail. Down with the causeway.

I grew up having to listen to General John Cabot Trail. Down with the causeway.


- bloatedmosquito

Isn't is Giovani Cabboto?

I grew up having to listen to General John Cabot Trail. Down with the causeway.


- bloatedmosquito

He was awesome.

The Cape Breton Olympics.

Main event. The UIC Relay

From the post office, to the bank...to the tavern!

Isn't is Giovani Cabboto?
- Jeropotato

It didnt sound British enough so it had to be changed to John Cabbot.

It didnt sound British enough so it had to be changed to John Cabbot.

- boonerbuck

Really? I figured he really was John, but those greezy wops adopted him as their own.

Really? I figured he really was John, but those greezy wops adopted him as their own.
- Jeropotato

He was a born Italian who's family immigrated to England. They later commissioned him to explore for them.

Actually, this kid reminds me a lot of myself at that age.



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- boonerbuck

He was a born Italian who's family immigrated to England. They later commissioned him to explore for them.
- boonerbuck

Thanks for the History lesson.

Thanks for the History lesson.
- Jeropotato

Just wait until you disagree with something he says

Isn't is Giovani Cabboto?
- Jeropotato

The folks paying the bills get to plant the flag.

Edit: Christopher Columbus was italian yet he sailed for spain.

If anyone was wondering if the canuck organization sees these threads... they do.
- bloatedmosquito

I would be disappointed if they didn't bother. Every once in a while one of us has a good idea.

Plus, it's a good gauge of the fan base. If I were TL I would have my social media team pouring through these things and bringing me interesting sound bites.

They don't speak English in Cape Breton

Iz the buyz zat bilz za boats
- VANTEL

Jeet jet? Nojew?