Sam Bennett with four goals tonight
- LeftCoaster

4 goals, how old does that make him?

So you'll be a better father with a weaker liver.
- A_SteamingLombardi

That's okay, I'm pretty sure the liver isn't crucial. It's like the appendix, it's mostly just for show.

The ninja tank effort went almost as well as it could go tonight. Philly wins , ducks win, flames won and Columbus. Only way it could have gone better is if Toronto lost in ot. Ah well can never count on the leafs ....

That's okay, I'm pretty sure the liver isn't crucial. It's like the appendix, it's mostly just for show.
- CubanBuffet

I know that's what won over my GF, that and a working oven.

I know the movie you are referring to but I've never seen it. So... Sounds like a good plan.
- CubanBuffet

which movie?

Ducks win..
- LeftCoaster

Bad night for Nucks

4 goals, how old does that make him?
- A_SteamingLombardi

19 years 207 days they said

That's okay, I'm pretty sure the liver isn't crucial. It's like the appendix, it's mostly just for show.
- CubanBuffet

no its critical. Liver does 8 major functions, some essential to life. A dying liver will kill you

That's okay, I'm pretty sure the liver isn't crucial. It's like the appendix, it's mostly just for show.
- CubanBuffet

umm.......no, it's crucial!!

So anything made of plastic?

Edit: I don't see dildos on that list?
- A_SteamingLombardi

Some are made of glass, steel, silicone, Dion, rubber, etc...

That's okay, I'm pretty sure the liver isn't crucial. It's like the appendix, it's mostly just for show.
- CubanBuffet

no its critical. Liver does 8 major functions, some essential to life. A dying liver will kill you

I'm a team blue guy, that said, our dollar goes as the world oil prices go...and Canada has zero effect on world oil prices.

It's simply a product of world producers that can over saturate the market. Canada cannot get their oil to world markets because it's essentially land-locked.
- LeftCoaster

Couldn't have said it better myself.

fixed
- A_SteamingLombardi

Mine too

Some are made of glass, steel, silicone, Dion, rubber, etc...
- Pres.cup

Some are made of glass, steel, silicone, Dion, rubber, etc...
- Pres.cup

umm.......no, it's crucial!!
- LeftCoaster

I thought the sarcasm was obvious. I bet I could replace it with something made from oil though.

which movie?
- SMBDragon

Back to the Future.

How do you get the cars onto the roof to plug them in?
- VANTEL

A partial list of products made from Petroleum (146 of 6000 items)

One 42-gallon barrel of oil creates 19.4 gallons of gasoline. The rest (over half) is used to make things like:

Solvents

Diesel fuel

Motor Oil

Bearing Grease

Ink

Cell phones

Televisions

Floor Wax

Ballpoint Pens

Football Cleats

Upholstery

Sweaters

Boats

Insecticides

Bicycle Tires

Sports Car Bodies

Nail Polish

Fishing lures

Dresses

Tires

Golf Bags

Perfumes

Cassettes

Dishwasher parts

Tool Boxes

Shoe Polish

Motorcycle Helmet

Caulking

Petroleum Jelly

Transparent Tape

CD Player

Faucet Washers

Antiseptics

Clothesline

Curtains

Food Preservatives

Basketballs

Soap

Vitamin Capsules

Antihistamines

Purses

Shoes

Dashboards

Cortisone

Deodorant

Footballs

Putty

Dyes

Panty Hose

Refrigerant

Percolators

Life Jackets

Rubbing Alcohol

Linings

Skis

TV Cabinets

Shag Rugs

Electrician's Tape

Tool Racks

Car Battery Cases

Epoxy

Paint

Mops

Slacks

Insect Repellent

Oil Filters

Umbrellas

Yarn

Fertilizers

Hair Coloring

Roofing

Toilet Seats

Fishing Rods

Lipstick

Denture Adhesive

Linoleum

Ice Cube Trays

Synthetic Rubber

Speakers

Plastic Wood

Electric Blankets

Glycerin

Tennis Rackets

Rubber Cement

Fishing Boots

Dice

Nylon Rope

Candles

Trash Bags

House Paint

Water Pipes

Hand Lotion

Roller Skates

Surf Boards

Shampoo

Wheels

Paint Rollers

Shower Curtains

Guitar Strings

Luggage

Aspirin

Safety Glasses

Antifreeze

Football Helmets

Awnings

Eyeglasses

Clothes

Toothbrushes

Ice Chests

Footballs

Combs

CD's & DVD's

Paint Brushes

Detergents

Vaporizers

Balloons

Sun Glasses

Tents

Heart Valves

Crayons

Parachutes

Telephones

Enamel

Pillows

Dishes

Cameras

Anesthetics

Artificial Turf

Artificial limbs

Bandages

Dentures

Model Cars

Folding Doors

Hair Curlers

Cold cream

Movie film

Soft Contact lenses

Drinking Cups

Fan Belts

Car Enamel

Shaving Cream

Ammonia

Refrigerators

Golf Balls

Toothpaste

Gasoline

Americans consume petroleum products at a rate of three-and-a-half gallons of oil and more than 250 cubic feet of natural gas per day each! But, as shown here petroleum is not just used for fuel.
- LeftCoaster

We could make all those things out of hemp

I also have a wood pile. Unfortunately my fireplace is electric.
- CubanBuffet

Natural gas.

So anything made of plastic?

Edit: I don't see dildos on that list?
- A_SteamingLombardi

I think that list may be a lil outdated. Who uses cassettes anymore? It probably wasn't very PC to put didlos on list when this list was generated.

I'm passionate about it, I'd love to educate on what oil provides as well as its disadvantages. People who assume it just makes fuel need to educate themselves, 6000 items are made from oil, most have no idea.
- LeftCoaster

Most of the 6000 items have no idea? When they wake up it will be a revolution!

I think that list may be a lil outdated. Who uses cassettes anymore? It probably wasn't very PC to put didlos on list when this list was generated.
- PetrolSexual

Are you saying dildos are more PC now?

I thought the sarcasm was obvious. I bet I could replace it with something made from oil though.
- CubanBuffet

Are you saying dildos are more PC now?
- 1970vintage

More than cassettes