If you don't give 110% at the All Star game, most sacred of hockey games, you should be banned from the NHL forever.

For shame, all of you. The All Star game is second in importance only to preseason games.
- jmatchett383

I don't give a poop what they do. It wasn't a judgment on the players. Just saying the east game was more entertaining. I mean winner is getting 90k each, so it's not like they won't get something nice for a day's work.

Decked Kane

Really he just kind of nudged him, but with the size difference he got flattened. Then Kane mock fought him later. Then Kane mock sexually assaulted a girl on the ice crew. One of those things isn't true.
- Mononoke

jfc I'm crying my roommate just came into the room and asked what I was laughing at

That's kinda what Flames hockey is
- Nucker101

Fun fact: Gaudreau is actually a very good possession player on the possession dumpster fire Flames team. Carries Monahan in that regard.

Fun fact: Gaudreau is actually a very good possession player on the possession dumpster fire Flames team. Carries Monahan in that regard.
- Mononoke

Fun fact: I knew that

country music = bad

country music = bad
- hammarby31

you = right

Anybody have the Corsi stats for this?
- MJL

country music = bad
- hammarby31

it's litrilly the only kind of straight across the board poopty music

Fun fact: I knew that
- Nucker101

Oh wait. You fancy stats, bro? Sweet.

- PhillySportsGuy

Okay. That is really lame

Oh wait. You fancy stats, bro? Sweet.
- Mononoke

It's part of the new PC world, just don't like the term "poor possession player" being thrown around.

- PhillySportsGuy

Pacific playing big boy hockey

Pacific playing big boy hockey
- Nucker101

Really sheltering Scott

It's part of the new PC world, just don't like the term "poor possession player" being thrown around.
- Nucker101

I prefer the term "possession less positive." Want to grab a bite at Shi Tpa Town and talk about it?

Really sheltering Scott
- PhillySportsGuy

(frank)ing Flames playing Hartley hockey

I prefer the term "possession less positive." Want to grab a bite at Shi Tpa Town and talk about it?
- Mononoke

yeah bro lets get some organic overpriced sushi and smoothies.

Really sheltering Scott
- PhillySportsGuy

I'm pretty sure if Homer was still GM he would sign Scott to a three year deal after seeing his 2 goal performance. Wouldn't be the first time.

Decked Kane

Really he just kind of nudged him, but with the size difference he got flattened. Then Kane mock fought him later. Then Kane mock sexually assaulted a girl on the ice crew. One of those things isn't true.
- Mononoke

http://www.sportsnet.ca/h...s-extension-through-2022/

https://mobile.twitter.co...status/693941924387016705

Seguin play by play while playing

https://mobile.twitter.com/thestanchion/status/693941924387016705

Seguin play by play while playing
- Mononoke

And here we are listening to some country singer say she's gonna give back rubs

And here we are listening to some country singer say she's gonna give back rubs
- Giroux_Is_God

All they had to do was get Carrie Underwood to sing an entire album in her underwear and this would all be a massive success.

And here we are listening to some country singer say she's gonna give back rubs
- Giroux_Is_God

She did give PK a back rub. What's wrong -- don't like a menopausal woman lusting after players on the air?

Stamkos just said that Nashville is not the hockey market like Tampa is....lol

Stamkos just said that Nashville is not the hockey market like Tampa is....lol
- vejim

He's re-signing!!!