I wish we could get an angry Brit up in on this.

"My word, well you can take your 'hoagie' and your 'sub' and toss them right in the wheelie bin, ol' chap."
- BulliesPhan87

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off for a spot of tea and some spotted Richard.

store bought guac usually blows.
- orangekrush2010

True

i know a couple people here really love soup, we might have to bring that too.

i can make an insane guac with goat cheese and crab
- orangekrush2010

crab is my single food allergy.

This is greater Philadelphia. It's called a (frank)ing crisp, you (frank)ing ingrate
- Giroux_Is_God

i'm from jersey and i'll say whatever the (frank) i want. besides i temporarily live in albuquerque where nothing matters.

crab is my single good allergy.
- hammarby31

we can use fried pieces of chicken fat instead.

I don't care what any filthy new jerseyan says, an ice cream cone is a sandwich, end of story

I don't care what any filthy new jerseyan says, an ice cream cone is a sandwich, end of story
- BulliesPhan87

im lactose intolerant. there will be no ice cream at the picnic.

I don't care what any filthy new jerseyan says, an ice cream cone is a sandwich, end of story
- BulliesPhan87

Just don't eat it vertically.

Is Malkin concussed

Is Malkin concussed
- Landsbergfan

what kind of sandwich should we bring for you?

Is Malkin concussed
- Landsbergfan

I believe it's a wrist injury from what I've read.

what kind of sandwich should we bring for you?
- orangekrush2010

flapjacks (yes, they're a sandwich, and don't you DARE call them pancakes)

flapjacks (yes, they're a sandwich, and don't you DARE call them pancakes)
- BulliesPhan87

red velvet pancakes from green eggs in center city

flapjacks (yes, they're a sandwich, and don't you DARE call them pancakes)
- BulliesPhan87

I'll provide the maple gravy. It's really just Aunt Jemima's mixed with Prego.

I'll provide the maple gravy. It's really just Aunt Jemima's mixed with Prego.
- TobyFlenderson

- Mononoke

Is Malkin concussed
- Landsbergfan

My guess is broke hims wrist

what kind of sandwich should we bring for you?
- orangekrush2010

What kind of sandwich does #pooptyfaketwitterhandle like?

I believe it's a wrist injury from what I've read.
- PLindbergh31

yessir

- orangekrush2010

They used to be called Tandy Takes when I was a kid, but we had to be politically correct for the speech impediment crowd

What kind of sandwich does #pooptyfaketwitterhandle like?
- jmatchett383

ill try tweeting at him and asking but he's busy chasing down the hot take with simmonds so he might not respond