If I'm Hartnell, I would have someone else start my car.
Maybe get the brakes checked.
Hire a food taster.
Buy a canary.
You get the drift.
- GeorgeBailey

They're going to end up giving him, or somebody else, away for free.

If Hartnell is willing to waive his NMC for the expansion drafts, I don't know why a team with cap space wouldn't take him + an asset/reduction in salary. For some reason, he gets lumped in with these other terrible players with big contracts. He's still a good player. He's not Clarkson.
- PhillySportsGuy

Clarkson needs to go

Clarkson needs to go
- GudasNew

BUT WHERE THOUGH!?

If I'm Hartnell, I would have someone else start my car.
Maybe get the brakes checked.
Hire a food taster.
Buy a canary.
You get the drift.
- GeorgeBailey

lol

BUT WHERE THOUGH!?
- PhillySportsGuy

A one way trip out to sea?

A one way trip out to sea?
- BiggE

A one way trip out to sea?
- BiggE

Call me Clarkson

BUT WHERE THOUGH!?
- PhillySportsGuy

nowhere

BUT WHERE THOUGH!?
- PhillySportsGuy

Carolina needs to get to floor and has a few open contract slots.

No way Arizona or the Devils bite on that one.

Also this makes me laugh http://www.generalfanager...teams/pittsburgh-penguins How do they fix that?

Call me Clarkson
- PhillySportsGuy

Love Kelly

They're going to have to make a deal, I think Jones puts them over the cap
- Jsaquella

their ownership has completely screwed them in this scenario

there is a bit of poor planning on JKs part but not wanting to pay Horton has led them directly into cap trouble

In my dreams Stamkos becomes a shoot first guy for us. But my dreams have no salary cap. As long as he doesn't end up in Pittsburgh or NYR/I I won't grieve.

In my dreams Stamkos becomes a shoot first guy for us. But my dreams have no salary cap. As long as he doesn't end up in Pittsburgh or NYR/I I won't grieve.
- bodiva88

Pittsburgh is over the cap now so they can't fit Stamkos without major changes

In my dreams Stamkos becomes a shoot first guy for us. But my dreams have no salary cap. As long as he doesn't end up in Pittsburgh or NYR/I I won't grieve.
- bodiva88

the terrible things the rangers and pens would have to do to their team to fit him make me want him to go there

Call me Clarkson
- PhillySportsGuy

I've tried many times but can't get more than a few pages into that book before I say "wtf am I doing!?!?" and close it. lol

I've tried many times but can't get more than a few pages into that book before I say "wtf am I doing!?!?" and close it. lol
- Scoob

I (frank)ing hate that post modernist crap

I (frank)ing hate that post modernist crap
- Mononoke

It's unreadable. It is to literature what jam bands are to music.

unreadable is to unlistenable as Melville is to Phish

i bought a hyundai last night

Saw this name floated on Twitter...I like it.

Jonathan Marchessault as a 4th line center. Plus scoring, plus possession, young, cheap.

i bought a hyundai last night
- YuenglingJagr

i bought a hyundai last night
- YuenglingJagr

Did you lose a bet or something?

i bought a hyundai last night
- YuenglingJagr

It's unreadable. It is to literature what jam bands are to music.

unreadable is to unlistenable as Melville is to Phish
- Scoob

I'm not sure Melville qualifies as post modernist. Literature Phish is more like David Foster Wallace or someone.

I'm not sure Melville qualifies as post modernist. Literature Phish is more like David Foster Wallace or someone.
- Mononoke

Quick Googling seems to back that up. Seems Moby Richard is more American Renaissance. Whatever, it's still unreadable to me.

Another book in this category that I did plow my way through is Thoreau's Walden. I had to. Twice. Under duress. I hated every word of it.