I would give you a post of the year nomination, but atomic_wedgie already has it wrapped up

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...?thread_id=137095&page=22
- AdamFrench

In hindsight, I wish I replaced "Leon's spaghetti" with "Klef-bom's spaghetti"

Oh well.

Oilers' scoreboard has come to life!

http://www.rogersplace.com/live-view2/

Connor's palms are sweaty, clavicle's weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his Oilers sweater already, Leon's spaghetti
- eichiefs9

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Passes to Klefbom, but he keeps on forgettin'

What McLellan wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
Lucic spears an opponents groin, but the wins won't come around

Oilers' scoreboard has come to life!

http://www.rogersplace.com/live-view2/
- laughs2907

Wishing the city of Edmonton luck, machinery becoming sentient and subsequently trying to take over the human race is a big problem.

1 like = 1 prayers

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Passes to Klefbom, but he keeps on forgettin'

What McLellan wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
Lucic spears an opponents groin, but the wins won't come around
- Feds91Stammer

He's chokin'...how? like Chiarelli talkin' to Shero, wow
ELC's run out, time's up, trade me...NOW

Snap back to reality, oh there goes Talbot
Oh, there goes Connor, he walked out
He's so mad, like at the draft lottery. No,

Definitely can't have a captain who is nervous, with palms that are sweaty, and that vomits on his sweater.
- Feds91Stammer

Yes, but if he eats his mom's spaghetti, he should be OK.

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Passes to Klefbom, but he keeps on forgettin'

What McLellan wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
Lucic spears an opponents groin, but the wins won't come around
- Feds91Stammer

Chia's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, first overall!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes Nolan Patrick
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? Yes

He's chokin'...how? like Chiarelli talkin' to Shero, wow
ELC's run out, time's up, trade me...NOW

Snap back to reality, oh there goes Talbot
Oh, there goes Connor, he walked out
He's so mad, like at the draft lottery. No,
- eichiefs9

I would give you a post of the year nomination, but atomic_wedgie already has it wrapped up

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...?thread_id=137095&page=22
- AdamFrench

Please tell me Tanner read that.

Wishing the city of Edmonton luck, machinery becoming sentient and subsequently trying to take over the human race is a big problem.

1 like = 1 prayers
- eichiefs9

Skynet!!!

- AdamFrench

He's chokin'...how? like Chiarelli talkin' to Shero, wow
ELC's run out, time's up, trade me...NOW

Snap back to reality, oh there goes Talbot
Oh, there goes Connor, he walked out
He's so mad, like at the draft lottery. No,
- eichiefs9

Back to the draft again, Yo! This whole tragedy
He better go fire the analytics guy and hope everyone notices.

Back to the draft again, Yo! This whole tragedy
He better go fire the analytics guy and hope everyone notices.
- Feds91Stammer

It don't matter, Dellow's a dope, he knows that, but he's broke
Forwards so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his Corsi graph, that's when it's back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture his Pokemon and hope Larsson can pass to him

Give the damn thing to Hendricks. He only has a year left and is obviously a leader among the team just from what we've seen on the ice.
If he gets extended it likely won't be for long, so McDavid will have a few more years to adjust. If he doesn't get extended then it gives McDavid another year anyway.

Win win.
- Wildschwein

Whoa...easy there...this is Edmonton we're talking about, no?

Skynet!!!
- laughs2907

Is that the T-800 or T-1000 model jumbo tron?

Jesus christ.

It don't matter, Dellow's a dope, he knows that, but he's broke
Forwards so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his Corsi graph, that's when it's back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture his Pokemon and hope Larsson can pass to him
- eichiefs9

McDavid's jersey number reads 79
PSYCH
That's the wrong NUMBA

Whoa...easy there...this is Edmonton we're talking about, no?

- oldstyle

Mat-thews is escaping, through a Canadian Tire hole that it's gaping
Swiss league is his for the taking
Make him king, as we move toward a, MLSE disorder
A normal life is borin', but Swiss super-stardom got the Leafs close to post-mortem
Mathews only goes further, only goes farther
Now the Leafs blow, it's all over, Lou is gettin' on them
Coast-to-coast shows, Auston's known as the globetrotter

HockeyBuzz Hotstove: Hotstove: Who Should Be The Edmonton Oilers' Next Captain?
- ToddCordellVAN

either McDavid or James Tanner

McDavid's jersey number reads 79
PSYCH
That's the wrong NUMBA


- rangerdanger94

Is that the T-800 or T-1000 model jumbo tron?
- Hank3Henshaw

It's the rare T-900 version. It has the features of the T-800, but some components use liquid metal.

- eichiefs9

But I'm not a rapper

But I'm not a rapper
- rangerdanger94

That's ok, neither is Chiefs.

That's ok, neither is Chiefs.
- Wildschwein

I'm not a player either. I just crush a lot.

*waits for you to google that reference*

K all you fat sweaty middle aged white rappers. Settle down now.