Wouldn't blame them. Thats why I figured threw Davidson in there.

Nuge, Davidson, 2017 1st for Faulk and a 2nd.

Sounds reasonable to me but I might be totally out to lunch as well.
- Wildschwein

Give them Bear

Give them Bear
- TheGiftofGod

We are probably gonna lose Davidson to Vegas anyway. Might as well get something for him rather than lose him for nothing.

Kassian is a fourth line moron that can pass the puck amazingly, has hands and has speeds.

But I'd rather Scrivens.

We are probably gonna lose Davidson to Vegas anyway. Might as well get something for him rather than lose him for nothing.
- Wildschwein

But then we lose another player.

Probably Kassian.


Oh and if they take Pakarinen I'll kill myself

Kassian is a fourth line moron that can pass the puck amazingly, has hands and has speeds.

But I'd rather Scrivens.
- TheGiftofGod

Oh bullpoop. You've praised the the Kassian trade multiple times.

But then we lose another player.

Probably Kassian.


Oh and if they take Pakarinen I'll kill myself
- TheGiftofGod

They won't.

If Davidson is gone they'd probably have to take Pouliot. Win/win if you ask me.

Oh bullpoop. You've praised the the Kassian trade multiple times.
- Wildschwein

I'm being Iggy. I love my coked out Kassian

They won't.
If Davidson is gone they'd probably have to take Pouliot. Win/win if you ask me.
- Wildschwein

Please. That would be so amazing. He's awful and four million us too much

Hawks are making us their female dog. Thank God for Talbot.

Hawks are making us their female dog. Thank God for Talbot.
- Wildschwein

Edmonton is better when the other team has more than 31 shots.

Great period boys. Only 3 shots! Very good.

Great period boys. Only 3 shots! Very good.
- TheGiftofGod

4. But yeah.

4. But yeah.
- Wildschwein

WOW! I was gonna say two but I gave them the benefit of the doubt.

Prediction...

62-4 Oilers!!!

Gagner gets traded to the Oilers after the 1st period... It is revealed that Harrison Katz just created a teleportation device, and Gagner is ready to join the team in the 2nd. Gagner explodes out of the gate and scores 26 goals in the second period. Oilers lead 26-3.

At the start of the 3rd period, those Native American symbols that were on the ice at Rogers Place during the home opener, suddenly appear. Out of nowhere, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man bursts out of Talbot's mask... He grows and grows and grows -- he's nearly 50 feet tall now. Joey Moss pulls a Proton Pack out of his pants... POW!!! POW!!! POWWWWW!!!! The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man blows up, and the ice surface is full of marshmallow!!! The refs meet, and determine that the game must continue! The Hawks cannot handle the marshmallow covering the ice, and they can barely stand up!!! The Oilers do not have this problem, and they net another 36 goals... Gryba accidentally scores one on his own net.

Game over.

Prediction...

62-4 Oilers!!!

Gagner gets traded to the Oilers after the 1st period... It is revealed that Harrison Katz just created a teleportation device, and Gagner is ready to join the team in the 2nd. Gagner explodes out of the gate and scores 26 goals in the second period. Oilers lead 26-3.

At the start of the 3rd period, those Native American symbols that were on the ice at Rogers Place during the home opener, suddenly appear. Out of nowhere, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man bursts out of Talbot's mask... He grows and grows and grows -- he's nearly 50 feet tall now. Joey Moss pulls a Proton Pack out of his pants... POW!!! POW!!! POWWWWW!!!! The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man blows up, and the ice surface is full of marshmallow!!! The refs meet, and determine that the game must continue! The Hawks cannot handle the marshmallow covering the ice, and they can barely stand up!!! The Oilers do not have this problem, and they net another 36 goals... Gryba accidentally scores one on his own net.

Game over.
- laughs2907

Prediction...

62-4 Oilers!!!

Gagner gets traded to the Oilers after the 1st period... It is revealed that Harrison Katz just created a teleportation device, and Gagner is ready to join the team in the 2nd. Gagner explodes out of the gate and scores 26 goals in the second period. Oilers lead 26-3.

At the start of the 3rd period, those Native American symbols that were on the ice at Rogers Place during the home opener, suddenly appear. Out of nowhere, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man bursts out of Talbot's mask... He grows and grows and grows -- he's nearly 50 feet tall now. Joey Moss pulls a Proton Pack out of his pants... POW!!! POW!!! POWWWWW!!!! The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man blows up, and the ice surface is full of marshmallow!!! The refs meet, and determine that the game must continue! The Hawks cannot handle the marshmallow covering the ice, and they can barely stand up!!! The Oilers do not have this problem, and they net another 36 goals... Gryba accidentally scores one on his own net.

Game over.
- laughs2907

You're so fukin weird

Solid first period oilers

Where the (frank) is Gagner!?!?! This isn't right... This is not how it happens!!! What the (frank) is going on here?

What about Seabrooke?

Awful powerplay

Did Larsson end Chicago yet?

Keno needs to get wrecked by Larsson, then he's be (frank)ed by all of our RHD!

Benning is soooo good. Thiught he was poop at the start of the year but my god has he been fantastic

Wish Nuge was a righty. Would be 2-0.

Also Benning.

Reevan, do you like Somoa Joe?

The kane line is absolutely caving Larsson in