Carol Schram: Vancouver Canucks hit hard by mumps in return to game action after bye week The Vancouver Canucks will most likely be without five regular players as a case of the mumps has taken over the locker room. Vancouver returns to the ice after its five-day break to host the San Jose Sharks on Saturday night at Rogers Arena.

Carol! You are great!

wow that was a rocket by subban....now if he plays wing we dont have to worry about him not having the tools to play D

wow that was a rocket by subban....now if he plays wing we dont have to worry about him not having the tools to play D
- SMBDragon

Do water bottles have feelings?

Think of what this will mean for us at the deadline!

Imagine you are a GM - and you have a choice between two rentals. Both are of equal value to you - but one now comes with the possibility of giving your entire team mumps...

stringer 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Carol Schram: Vancouver Canucks hit hard by mumps in return to game action after bye week
The Vancouver Canucks will most likely be without five regular players as a case of the mumps has taken over the locker room. Vancouver returns to the ice after its five-day break to host the San Jose Sharks on Saturday night at Rogers Arena.
- Carol Schram

Mumps? Could be worse.

I had a buddy that went tree planting. When the crew from Quebec showed up the whole camp had crabs in under 2 weeks.

Athletes these days are puzzles. Back in the old day we would play if we had mumps measles typhoid malaria or hooping cough. Not only that but we would walk two miles to the arena with our jackets open in the midst of winter.

Athletes these days are puzzles. Back in the old day we would play if we had mumps measles typhoid malaria or hooping cough. Not only that but we would walk two miles to the arena with our jackets open in the midst of winter.
- VANTEL

What happened to you in 1943 draft anyway? Injuries?

Mumps? Could be worse.

I had a buddy that went tree planting. When the crew from Quebec showed up the whole camp had crabs in under 2 weeks.
- Larsson_fan

Now I know Vantel is lying. He never had a jacket. It was a woven sweater.

- VANTEL

Those dreadlocked hippies are some dirty mother(frank)ers.

Mumps? Could be worse.

I had a buddy that went tree planting. When the crew from Quebec showed up the whole camp had crabs in under 2 weeks.
- Larsson_fan

Thats pretty standard. Our camp cook was from Quebec and she was smoking hot. Needless to say the whole camp was infected with the week.

Mumps? Could be worse.

I had a buddy that went tree planting. When the crew from Quebec showed up the whole camp had crabs in under 2 weeks.
- Larsson_fan

The French are filthy.

Those dreadlocked hippies are some dirty mother(frank)ers.
- Larsson_fan

True she did have dreadlocks. I am not even joking at all.

Why don't they get immunized like all normal people?

Thats pretty standard. Our camp cook was from Quebec and she was smoking hot. Needless to say the whole camp was infected with the week.
- thundachunk

No doubt. It happens everywhere thos filthy bastards go for seasonal work. Treeplanting camps, ski lodges...not a big deal tho, crabs can be killed in 4-5 days if you do all the laundrey and follow the directions on the script.

The French are filthy.
- bloatedmosquito

I was in Amsterdam a few years ago watching cricket with some Brits. You should have heard what they had to say about the French. Actually, they were pretty rough on the Pakistani and Turks too. Now that I think about it, they were pretty harsh racists over all.

I was in Amsterdam a few years ago watching cricket with some Brits. You should have heard what they had to say about the French. Actually, they were pretty rough on the Pakistani and Turks too. Now that I think about it, they were pretty harsh racists over all.
- Larsson_fan

Spend some time in Ireland and Scotland in the pubs and start a convo on modern Brit tyranny…

What happened to you in 1943 draft anyway? Injuries?
- Larsson_fan

Long story. Two weeks before the draft I was enlisted in the army . I had one week before I was finally done with military service and was heading home to be part of my beloved Canadians.

It was 2 AM and the army pulled a short arm inspection . That is where they wake you up early morning and check your junk for d1ck drip STDs .

The nurse and the MPs walk in turn on the lights and start yelling trousers down. The very beautiful nurse then walked around and yanked on everyone's junk twice to see if there was drip.

She walked up to me and yanked twice and I looked her straight in the eye and said" look , if you are doing this for God and the country then all is fine and well , but if you are doing it for me can you go a little quicker"

Long story short , it was the generals daughter , one month in the stockade , I missed training camp.

Mumps? Could be worse.

I had a buddy that went tree planting. When the crew from Quebec showed up the whole camp had crabs in under 2 weeks.
- Larsson_fan

When I was playing junior back in Saskatchewan, mid 80's, someone was (frank)in a whole lot of puck bunnies and came to the dressing room with crabs. We had to get all our equipment disinfected or thrown away and vacate the dressing room for a few days while they fumigated it; coach and management were NOT amused LOL.

Long story. Two weeks before the draft I was enlisted in the army . I had one week before I was finally done with military service and was heading home to be part of my beloved Canadians.

It was 2 AM and the army pulled a short arm inspection . That is where they wake you up early morning and check your junk for d1ck drip STDs .

The nurse and the MPs walk in turn on the lights and start yelling trousers down. The very beautiful nurse then walked around and yanked on everyone's junk twice to see if there was drip.

She walked up to me and yanked twice and I looked her straight in the eye and said" look , if you are doing this for God and the country then all is fine and well , but if you are doing it for me can you go a little quicker"

Long story short , it was the generals daughter , one month in the stockade , I missed training camp.
- VANTEL

Ladies and Gentleman...that is how you reply to a cheap shot.
With grace,humility, creativity and humour. Well done, old friend. Well done.

Long story. Two weeks before the draft I was enlisted in the army . I had one week before I was finally done with military service and was heading home to be part of my beloved Canadians.

It was 2 AM and the army pulled a short arm inspection . That is where they wake you up early morning and check your junk for d1ck drip STDs .

The nurse and the MPs walk in turn on the lights and start yelling trousers down. The very beautiful nurse then walked around and yanked on everyone's junk twice to see if there was drip.

She walked up to me and yanked twice and I looked her straight in the eye and said" look , if you are doing this for God and the country then all is fine and well , but if you are doing it for me can you go a little quicker"

Long story short , it was the generals daughter , one month in the stockade , I missed training camp.
- VANTEL

Subban
If only we had someone on the point who could fire them like that

The French are filthy.
- bloatedmosquito

In more ways then you know.