I'm laughing so hard I literally have tears in my eyes.

- MJL

because u do not kno de wae

- Giroux_Is_God

Hahaha

I rarely back-read, but this was too great to pass up.

Hagg and MacDonald are fantastic top 4 defensemen.......only they can't do anything without Provorov or Ghost carrying their jocks. You're not a good defenseman if you need your jock carried. They're getting cratered together in almost league bottom fashion. "All they do is defend." Your words. Weird how Ghost is seeing top pair minutes and doing just fine, lightyears beyond what those other two ever did. And he is lifting up Provorov in the process (and Provorov him). You outline why they stink while saying they're good. If ever we isolated the negative versus positive of each player, it's now.

The 9-53 pairing is life itself and should carry us to the Stanley Cup.
- Mononoke

You're bound to contradict yourself when all you do is defend the coaches

swedish snacc
- Mordecai

Thicc

No pronger?
- Marc D

This is an underrated post

You're really (frank)ed in the head.
- Baxter27

Thank you. I am. But I prefer to call it "creative." And I'd rather be (frank)ed in the head in a fun, creative, artistic (!) way than just plain (frank)ed in the head stupid. See where I'm going with this, Baxter27?

Thank you. I am. But I prefer to call it "creative." I'd rather be (frank)ed in the head in a fun, creative, artistic (!) way than just plain (frank)ed in the head stupid. See where I'm going with this?
- Mononoke

Your art form will be appreciated by the masses once you've passed and moved on to your next life

You're bound to contradict yourself when all you do is defend the coaches
- YuenglingJagr

"All they do is defend." I was blissfully dumbstruck at the complete lack of awareness.

Your art form will be appreciated by the masses once you've passed and moved on to your next life
- YuenglingJagr

I'll be the Vincent van Gogh of hockey board, jockstrap quasi-witticisms.

I'll be the Vincent van Gogh of hockey board, jockstrap quasi-witticisms.
- Mononoke

we are not worthy of such talent

So Goulbourne's sister is hot. Unfortunately she is a Patriots cheerleader

Edit: not quite Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore in Ghost hot, but close

So Goulbourne's sister is hot. Unfortunately she is a Patriots cheerleader
- YuenglingJagr

He's from Edmonton. How the heck does that work. She deserves to be a Patriots cheerleader only slightly more than he deserved to be in the NHL. Just stroke McDavid's burgeoning beard hairs like all the pretty young Edmontonian women.

Edit: not quite Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore in Ghost hot, but close
- YuenglingJagr

HAHA
The hell?

He's from Edmonton. How the heck does that work. She deserves to be a Patriots cheerleader only slightly more than he deserved to be in the NHL. Just stroke McDavid's burgeoning beard hairs like all the pretty young Edmontonian women.
- Mononoke

So this is embarrassing. But it's actually his girlfriend. Not his sister.

So this is embarrassing. But it's actually his girlfriend. Not his sister.
- YuenglingJagr

He was dating a Cleveland Browns cheerleader back when he was in the ECHL. He's movin on up.

So this is embarrassing. But it's actually his girlfriend. Not his sister.
- YuenglingJagr

YuenglingJagr in shambles

So this is embarrassing. But it's actually his girlfriend. Not his sister.
- YuenglingJagr

He's from Edmonton. Same thing

He's from Edmonton. Same thing
- Giroux_Is_God

GiG, my boy, help me. It has been brought to my attention that I'm (frank)ed in the head. Prescribe me something to un(frank) my head.

GiG, my boy, help me. It has been brought to my attention that I'm (frank)ed in the head. Prescribe me something to un(frank) my head.
- Mononoke

It isn't my scope of practice to lobotamize

GiG, my boy, help me. It has been brought to my attention that I'm (frank)ed in the head. Prescribe me something to un(frank) my head.
- Mononoke

you need Ibogaine

It isn't my scope of practice to lobotamize
- Giroux_Is_God

I'm hopeless.

you need Ibogaine
- Mordecai

I have hope.

Democracy dies in dankness.

I love Gudas. He's a Philly guy. Screw the other fan bases and definitely don't pander to trolls. Yeesh.

He's good 98% of the time. Let him be a good the other 2%, so what.
- Boyer83

I think he’s a retarded mongoloid

I have hope.

Democracy dies in dankness.
- Mononoke

hope springs eternal

I have hope.

Democracy dies in dankness.
- Mononoke

hope makes you weak