- watsonnostaw

http://ringtones.convey2w...edia/mp3/BreakingNews.mp3


BIG NEWS.

i just had the 3 piece chicken meal.

it was the 3 pieces of chicken (you choose what pieces you want) and a ton of potato wedges (skin on). there's also a tiny roll in the box.

you won't need the tiny roll. there's more than enough food in a 3 piece box. i couldn't even finish it all and i eat like a (frank)ing pig. i knew by the weight of it when they handed it to me that there was way more food in this box than i anticipated.

the chicken was even better this time than last time. the wedges are mushier than you want but they taste pretty good. everything is salty as (frank).

royal farms is #Winning





EDIT: oh also, i opened the door where the milk is and a little speaker went "moooo!"

and another thing..

remember when i opened the milk door and it moo'd at me? well i was reluctantly giving their chocolate milk a try.

they carry some regional cream-o-land brand that i've seen before but i don't remember where.

anyway, the poop turned out to be delicious. it was thick and creamy like a god damned milkshake. and very very chocolatey. a whole quart bottle was only like $1.50 and i sat down and drank the whole (frank)ing thing like the diabetic 500 lb piece of poop that i am.

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and another thing..

remember when i opened the milk door and it moo'd at me? well i was reluctantly giving their chocolate milk a try.

they carry some regional cream-o-land brand that i've seen before but i don't remember where.

anyway, the poop turned out to be delicious. it was thick and creamy like a god damned milkshake. and very very chocolatey. a whole quart bottle was only like $1.50 and i sat down and drank the whole (frank)ing thing like the diabetic 500 lb piece of poop that i am.

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- kicksave856

you tell that worthless insulin to GFIS

There is now one in Kensington

There is now one in Kensington
- KINGKENZO

you know you've made it when you open a location in kensington.

you know you've made it when you open a location in kensington.
- kicksave856

The sign read: Granjas Reales

The sign read: Granjas Reales
- KINGKENZO

he said you look like a fine upstanding young man i think you'll do

he said you look like a fine upstanding young man i think you'll do
- kicksave856

imagine that.....

imagine that.....
- KINGKENZO

really only like the intro.

oh i forgot to mention, they've lost the breakfast sandwich war badly.

over the weekend i ordered a SEC croissant and a "mega meat" (code) on a biscuit.

the croissant was the saddest thing i've seen since our last tailgayte. it was like an inch thick and just fell apart.

the mega meat came on their god damned cotton ball roll instead of a biscuit. and had CHEESE WIZ on it. it was (frank)ing disgusting.

i have ventured beyond the chicken.



what you see before you is fast food from a convenience store. sure it's a large chain super duper convenience store, but it's still a hot dog and a cheeseburger from a convenience store no matter how you spin it.

i went in petrified. think vagina dentata.

i was sure that both would be cold meat in the middle, which would immediately trigger my gag reflex (code), and that i'd be poopting sporshatically for days.

maybe it's because i went in with such low expectations but both surprised me as more than edible. i might even get these again.

i ate the burger first. i ordered the option where you pick the toppings yourself and i went pickles, tomato, american cheese, mustard, and then i thought about mcdonalds so i added ketchup too. there were other things like bbq burgers, some kind of spicy burger, etc. anyway, the thing was pretty good. i was shocked.

on to the hot dog. this is the "chicago" hot dog, which just means they put the most toppings on this one, but again there were multiple kooky choices for your hot dog topping pleasure (you have really weird fetishes, btw). and again i was surprised. to be honest, they put so much stuff on it that i barely tasted the hot dog. i only really saw the hot dog twice. it had banana peppers, black olives, tomatoes, mustard, and who knows what else. something else green was involved. i honestly enjoyed every bite.


(frank)in royal farms, man. with the exception of their godawful breakfast-sandwich-blasphemy™©® they are killing it.

i have ventured beyond the chicken.



what you see before you is fast food from a convenience store. sure it's a large chain super duper convenience store, but it's still a hot dog and a cheeseburger from a convenience store no matter how you spin it.

i went in petrified. think vagina dentata.

i was sure that both would be cold meat in the middle, which would immediately trigger my gag reflex (code), and that i'd be poopting sporshatically for days.

maybe it's because i went in with such low expectations but both surprised me as more than edible. i might even get these again.

i ate the burger first. i ordered the option where you pick the toppings yourself and i went pickles, tomato, american cheese, mustard, and then i thought about mcdonalds so i added ketchup too. there were other things like bbq burgers, some kind of spicy burger, etc. anyway, the thing was pretty good. i was shocked.

on to the hot dog. this is the "chicago" hot dog, which just means they put the most toppings on this one, but again there were multiple kooky choices for your hot dog topping pleasure (you have really weird fetishes, btw). and again i was surprised. to be honest, they put so much stuff on it that i barely tasted the hot dog. i only really saw the hot dog twice. it had banana peppers, black olives, tomatoes, mustard, and who knows what else. something else green was involved. i honestly enjoyed every bite.


(frank)in royal farms, man. with the exception of their godawful breakfast-sandwich-blasphemy™©® they are killing it.
- kicksave856

(frank)ing bobo east coast "chicago" dog

(frank)ing bobo east coast "chicago" dog
- Gramps28

i waited here for you.

Disclaimer: I am using talk to text. If you're one of these obnoxious cunts who gets hung up on spelling and grammar on the internet just (frank) off.

Okay I gave the breakfast sandwiches one more chance just to be sure. I suppose the chicken breakfast sandwiches are pretty good. Everything else sorely lacks in comparison to Wawa breakfast sandwiches.

The chicken one is good because the chicken is good. It's on a biscuit and I do like biscuits. They use that orange cheese though. Not happy with that.

So then I tried another sausage egg and cheese biscuit and it was better this time, but still not really great.

Also, I got their chocolate milk again and it's still just as (frank)ing delicious as ever. And the door moo'd at me again.

Disclaimer: I am using talk to text. If you're one of these obnoxious cunts who gets hung up on spelling and grammar on the internet just (frank) off.

Okay I gave the breakfast sandwiches one more chance just to be sure. I suppose the chicken breakfast sandwiches are pretty good. Everything else sorely lacks in comparison to Wawa breakfast sandwiches.

The chicken one is good because the chicken is good. It's on a biscuit and I do like biscuits. They use that orange cheese though. Not happy with that.

So then I tried another sausage egg and cheese biscuit and it was better this time, but still not really great.

Also, I got their chocolate milk again and it's still just as (frank)ing delicious as ever. And the door moo'd at me again.
- kicksave856

How many Sizzlis do you think you could eat in one sitting?

How many Sizzlis do you think you could eat in one sitting?
- PhillySportsGuy

3 easily. 4 with some work.

3 easily. 4 with some work.
- kicksave856

I think I could do 4 before my arteries clogged

i have ventured beyond the chicken.



what you see before you is fast food from a convenience store. sure it's a large chain super duper convenience store, but it's still a hot dog and a cheeseburger from a convenience store no matter how you spin it.

i went in petrified. think vagina dentata.

i was sure that both would be cold meat in the middle, which would immediately trigger my gag reflex (code), and that i'd be poopting sporshatically for days.

maybe it's because i went in with such low expectations but both surprised me as more than edible. i might even get these again.

i ate the burger first. i ordered the option where you pick the toppings yourself and i went pickles, tomato, american cheese, mustard, and then i thought about mcdonalds so i added ketchup too. there were other things like bbq burgers, some kind of spicy burger, etc. anyway, the thing was pretty good. i was shocked.

on to the hot dog. this is the "chicago" hot dog, which just means they put the most toppings on this one, but again there were multiple kooky choices for your hot dog topping pleasure (you have really weird fetishes, btw). and again i was surprised. to be honest, they put so much stuff on it that i barely tasted the hot dog. i only really saw the hot dog twice. it had banana peppers, black olives, tomatoes, mustard, and who knows what else. something else green was involved. i honestly enjoyed every bite.


(frank)in royal farms, man. with the exception of their godawful breakfast-sandwich-blasphemy™©® they are killing it.
- kicksave856

Kick, please no

Kick, please no
- TheCat29

lol just read it and henjoy it.

wheaties can suck my Richard



when i wake up in the middle of the day i say "well (frank) these walls trump wants to build around breakfast. i'll just have not-breakfast for breakfast."


*****
before we begin, please note that i learned an incredibly valuable lesson today. as you can see in the upper left-hand quadrant of illustration a., royal farms still carries my beloved rockstar recovery orange, which wawa has idiotically discontinued.
*****


this is a double bacon cheeseburger and a chesapeake dog.

the chesapeake dog gets its name from the old bay sauce that is liberally applied. onions and pickles are also involved. who's a good dog? it's a good dog. i'm glad i had it but while good it's a bit of a one trick pony and i would opt for the (frank)in bobo east coast "chicago" dog every time if i had to choose between the two. still, this was an enjoyable hot dog.

the burgers continue to surprise me. don't get it twizted, it's not like walking into a good bar & grill or even a backyard barbecue, but these are tasty burgers and now that i've had them i actually crave them sometimes.


looks terrible but was pretty damn good


i think they're injecting sugar somehow to get big fat americans addicted. it's got a sweetness or something. i was also surprised at how much stuff was stacked in it. you can't see the bacon because the insides slide all over, but it was a large, tangled clump of bacon. the burger was like 4 inches tall. anyway, i liked it. scarfed it right down.

i hope that other store is paying attention.

i have ventured beyond the chicken.



what you see before you is fast food from a convenience store. sure it's a large chain super duper convenience store, but it's still a hot dog and a cheeseburger from a convenience store no matter how you spin it.

i went in petrified. think vagina dentata.

i was sure that both would be cold meat in the middle, which would immediately trigger my gag reflex (code), and that i'd be poopting sporshatically for days.

maybe it's because i went in with such low expectations but both surprised me as more than edible. i might even get these again.

i ate the burger first. i ordered the option where you pick the toppings yourself and i went pickles, tomato, american cheese, mustard, and then i thought about mcdonalds so i added ketchup too. there were other things like bbq burgers, some kind of spicy burger, etc. anyway, the thing was pretty good. i was shocked.

on to the hot dog. this is the "chicago" hot dog, which just means they put the most toppings on this one, but again there were multiple kooky choices for your hot dog topping pleasure (you have really weird fetishes, btw). and again i was surprised. to be honest, they put so much stuff on it that i barely tasted the hot dog. i only really saw the hot dog twice. it had banana peppers, black olives, tomatoes, mustard, and who knows what else. something else green was involved. i honestly enjoyed every bite.


(frank)in royal farms, man. with the exception of their godawful breakfast-sandwich-blasphemy™©® they are killing it.
- kicksave856

I’d eat that wiener

I’d eat that wiener
- Streit2ThePoint

- TheCat29