I think it's like a cult, the leader knows it's bullsh¡t, but the only way he can get laid is to bamboozle a bunch of dunces.
- Wetbandit1

https://youtu.be/AopWqv-eQFM

There are flat-earthers all over the globe 😉

There are flat-earthers all over the globe 😉
- Powerslave

Maps aren't round

There are flat-earthers all over the globe 😉
- Powerslave

Remi Elie, Zemgus Girgensons, and Johan Larsson are all flat-earthers.

Remi Elie, Zemgus Girgensons, and Johan Larsson are all flat-earthers.
- buffalofan19

They're all coincidentally Lockport residents

They're all coincidentally Lockport residents
- TheSabresTaco

Lockport is the centerpoint of the flat earth

Just because I have an opinion that doesn’t agree with others doesn’t mean you have to be a jerk
- gerbe75pts

I have a question for you:

Do you think the other planets are also flat? Like is Mars, Venus or even our Moon flat as well? Or are we just the ultimate plate in a galaxy of spheres? Inquiring minds want to know.

Lockport is the centerpoint of the flat earth
- Der Kaiser

Does the sun orbit around the earth too? Asking for a friend

They're all coincidentally Lockport residents
- TheSabresTaco

But are they for or against hunting?

Remi Elie, Zemgus Girgensons, and Johan Larsson are all flat-earthers.
- buffalofan19

They are all Botts’ favorite players.

They are all Botts’ favorite players.
- PrinceChill

Ergo...(I think the conclusion is pretty obvious).

Ergo...(I think the conclusion is pretty obvious).
- buffalofan19

Are nacho bars flat or round?

Lockport is the centerpoint of the flat earth
- Der Kaiser

That's the first thing I've ever seen on here that makes any (frank)ing sense.

But are they for or against hunting?
- buffalofan19

That depends if they have supermarkets in Lockport. If they do have supermarkets, they're socio or psychopaths that kill for fun and occasionally sexually violate the corpses of the animals

Ergo...(I think the conclusion is pretty obvious).
- buffalofan19

the earth is flat for purposes of hunting for gory satisfaction?

Are nacho bars flat or round?
- Powerslave

Studies show that they are horizontally flat but can also occur in nature as spherical as far as dimensionally along the z axis.

I have a question for you:

Do you think the other planets are also flat? Like is Mars, Venus or even our Moon flat as well? Or are we just the ultimate plate in a galaxy of spheres? Inquiring minds want to know.
- RhinoFan

No, that's the hilarious thing. The flat earth society admits Mars is a globe

That's the first thing I've ever seen on here that makes any (frank)ing sense.
- TheSabresTaco

Take that back right now!

Take that back right now!
- Der Kaiser

It makes sense. Lockport is the pinnacle of society. A modern Renaissance of mathematics, sciences, medicine, arts, nuclear fusion research.. state of the art homes listed at over 5M for the smallest home..

This is a place of highly intelligent and cultured peoples of the highest order. These are the Flat Earthers, and they run the (flat) planet, from the center of the Earth.

We all need to walk sideways, while these people soak up the directionally north-south gravity field. Fortunately we're so close to Lockport that we barely notice it. Imagine what the people of Europe and Asia need to go through, they need to walk almost at an almost 90 degree angle, and their buildings and trees reflect as such.

Pretty good bit w Gionta and Petey:

https://youtu.be/HohFpRO5X6k

Gionta’s pad is pretty sweet.

We're just living in the iris of a blue-eyed giant.
- buffalofan19

That’s some Osmosis Jones sh!t right there

https://theathletic.com/1...e-bills-preseason-opener/

Joe B with some solid work following Preseason game 1. All about individual performances. Here's his remarks on Ed Oliver.

2) Ed Oliver vs. Quenton Nelson

The matchup couldn’t have been more difficult for ninth-overall pick Ed Oliver in his first NFL game. Fresh into the Bills’ starting lineup, Oliver found himself lined up against Colts guard Quenton Nelson — one of the best players at his position in the NFL. Oliver isn’t the type to build up big matchups in his mind and it showed in his first battle when the two squared off in one-on-one situations.

Nelson got the better of the rookie in the early going, controlling him by using his speed and getting into Oliver’s pads immediately. On an early third down, Nelson sustained a speed rush from Oliver and forced him wide. Colts quarterback Jacoby Brissett didn’t release the ball in the appropriate window, which led to further pressure. It wasn’t until Nelson pushed Oliver away that the defensive tackle gained some separation and barely missed a sack. Nelson dominated the rep, but Brissett almost caused the loss.

It turned for Oliver when he began to settle in against the run. He took on a double team but kept the offensive linemen off his pads, and then moved horizontally to help bring down the ball carrier at the line of scrimmage. He saved his best pass-rushing rep against Nelson for his final play of the game. Oliver fired out of his snap and caught Nelson on his heels, forcing the guard into the backfield and just shy of the quarterback. The pressure forced Brissett to get the ball out of his hands and the ball fell incomplete.

Considering the assignment against Nelson, Oliver had a strong showing in his first NFL game. More often than not, Oliver will be going up against average and below-average guards in the regular season. For him to show flashes of big potential against Nelson is another promising sign for the Bills.

https://twitter.com/ZoneP.../1159817821188239363?s=09

That’s some Osmosis Jones sh!t right there
- dadeadhead

It's also from Game of Thrones.

No, that's the hilarious thing. The flat earth society admits Mars is a globe
- jcragcrumple

The flat-earth theory, or at least the one I am familiar with, is hinged on the geocentric theory as well.