Mike Augello: Coast is clear for cap crunch prior to deadline; Leafs vs. Senators

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Vasectomy recovery
Day 3

"Ceci a veteran d-man" (as if Leafs were missing him )

why would Keefe reunite Marner Matthews Nylander - when it was very clear that Hyman makes that line work?

good luck with the recovery

Lucky bastard. Two different urologists, can't be done for me. I have 5 kids. Wife has a Latex allergy.

Don’t be a dummy...

Lucky bastard. Two different urologists, can't be done for me. I have 5 kids. Wife has a Latex allergy.
- Darksyde

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helm with the shortie

Arrived in Ottawa.

The entire hotel is going to the game tonight.

Arrived in Ottawa.

The entire hotel is going to the game tonight.
- Atomic Wedgie

All 20 people? Huge crowd for them.

Arrived in Ottawa.

The entire hotel is going to the game tonight.
- Atomic Wedgie

Eugene's family?

Erik Karlsson will miss the rest of the season with a broken thumb.

Erik Karlsson will miss the rest of the season with a broken thumb.
- gergeswillems

NHL suspends Kadri for Karlsson's thumb.

Chara kills two puppies - Bettman congratulates him.

Lucky bastard. Two different urologists, can't be done for me. I have 5 kids. Wife has a Latex allergy.
- Darksyde

Her ass can't get pregnant!

Her ass can't get pregnant!
- Zezel

Neither can yours!

(His name IS Darksyde after all)

Edit...(and he's a Habs fan )

1st

Suck it sens

Her ass can't get pregnant!
- Zezel

Wow.

Her ass can't get pregnant!
- Zezel

Neither can her throat but good luck with that once married. Or so I've heard.

Her ass can't get pregnant!
- Zezel

Am I the only one who hates the top line experiment?
It just makes so much more sense to have one of Matthews / Tavares with one of Nylander / Marner. They have so many nice complimentary wingers that can fill the other spot on each of those lines.

Leafs have picks in 21/22 that can be sacrificed to bring in Dumba, plus there's always Bracco who seems to be wanted by every team except the Leafs. Add in a bunch of Dubas magic to make the cap dollars work and presto....stud d-man addition. Pull the trigger Kyle

Lucky bastard. Two different urologists, can't be done for me. I have 5 kids. Wife has a Latex allergy.
- Darksyde

Maybe she should get a penis allergy.

Leafs have picks in 21/22 that can be sacrificed to bring in Dumba, plus there's always Bracco who seems to be wanted by every team except the Leafs. Add in a bunch of Dubas magic to make the cap dollars work and presto....stud d-man addition. Pull the trigger Kyle
- Hardbalz

Dubas is probably having trouble phoning other GMs, because his phone is tied up with stunning offers for Bracco.

Neither can yours!

(His name IS Darksyde after all)

Edit...(and he's a Habs fan )
- underhill14

I think that means he blows a moose

Leafs have picks in 21/22 that can be sacrificed to bring in Dumba, plus there's always Bracco who seems to be wanted by every team except the Leafs. Add in a bunch of Dubas magic to make the cap dollars work and presto....stud d-man addition. Pull the trigger Kyle
- Hardbalz

Am I the only one who hates the top line experiment?
It just makes so much more sense to have one of Matthews / Tavares with one of Nylander / Marner. They have so many nice complimentary wingers that can fill the other spot on each of those lines.
- MrBen

I'm glad Keefe actually tries things in contrast to Bab's inflexibility, but I agree I like having two of the big four on each of the top two lines. I'm sure they will try it again, but I really like M and M together and Willy and Snake. Those two combos coming at you is a tough matchup.