zoos: not every animal wants to (frank)
- Pat1993

https://www.cnn.com/2020/...home-scli-intl/index.html

zoos: not a place to take a class of 1st graders in the spring

zoos: not a place to take a class of 1st graders in the spring
- Gramps28

zoos: just because they can just squat and poop here doesn't mean you can too.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/16/americas/diego-tortoise-retires-home-scli-intl/index.html
- kicksave856

zoos: just because they can just squat and poop here doesn't mean you can too.
- kicksave856

*makes note to never attend a zoo in jersey*

- Pat1993

he was laying more pipe than both mario brothers combined.

*makes note to never attend a zoo in jersey*
- Gramps28

just bring Kick with you, so he can tell you where you shouldn't walk

he was laying more pipe than both mario brothers combined.
- kicksave856

When he arrived there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island, but Diego helped to boost the population to over 2,000.

The Galapagos National Parks service believe the 100-year-old tortoise is the patriarch of around 40% of that population.



damn, hadn't read that part lololll

When he arrived there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island, but Diego helped to boost the population to over 2,000.

The Galapagos National Parks service believe the 100-year-old tortoise is the patriarch of around 40% of that population.



damn, hadn't read that part lololll
- Pat1993

Man thems gonna be some inbred tortoises

just bring Kick with you, so he can tell you where you shouldn't walk
- Pat1993

all of nj is a zoo.

do not walk above burlington and ocean counties.

When he arrived there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island, but Diego helped to boost the population to over 2,000.

The Galapagos National Parks service believe the 100-year-old tortoise is the patriarch of around 40% of that population.



damn, hadn't read that part lololll
- Pat1993

i heard his pickup line was "quick bend over!"

i heard his pickup line was "quick bend over!"
- kicksave856

baby I can go slow, or I can go real slow..

Man thems gonna be some inbred tortoises
- Takemedrunkimhome

the island will become the tortoises' version of Florida

and for once I'm happy things are simpler in French, where we don't distinguish the "turtle" and the "tortoise"

the island will become the tortoises' version of Florida
- Pat1993

That's funny...(frank) Florida is a mess

and for once I'm happy things are simpler in French, where we don't distinguish the "turtle" and the "tortoise"
- Pat1993

But they're literally different animals

baby I can go slow, or I can go real slow..
- Pat1993

But they're literally different animals
- Takemedrunkimhome

floridians? they really are.

floridians? they really are.
- kicksave856

- Takemedrunkimhome

with genital warts.

But they're literally different animals
- Takemedrunkimhome

I know... so turtles are in the water and tortoises are on land, right? for a turtle it would be "tortue de mer"...

floridians? they really are.
- kicksave856

with genital warts.
- kicksave856

- Takemedrunkimhome

that looks awesome lololll

that looks awesome lololll
- Pat1993

we got lucky. they're usually doing stuff like that naked and on meth and busch light cans.