- eichiefs9

I think there’s still a couple dudes in there.

Are you suggesting I give you some ass-to-mouth action captn?
- Puckin_Island

Come on keep up. It’s not cool making fun of you when you don’t have enough brains to even understand how I’m doing it.

Low roof baby

Didn’t think it were possible but you somehow manage to get less funny with each post.
- Cptmjl

This, from the guy who posts...

Bob from Happaugue is so mentally challenged we have to use Pavlovian technique. I’m sure he’ll google that thinking it has something to do with his wife.
- Cptmjl

..and...

No he didn’t. He stayed up all night taping your wife in action.
- Cptmjl

and...

Your wife doesn’t seem to mind.
- Cptmjl

You so funny. I'll have to come see you at the comedy club and pick up some more of your very, very funny material.

Holy sheet, cptn is delusional. I guess he hits the bottle really early.

Come on keep up. It’s not cool making fun of you when you don’t have enough brains to even understand how I’m doing it.
- Cptmjl

Make fun of me?


You're an idiot if you think I care.

Captn, tell us another hilarious wife joke. I want to learn to be funny too.

Low roof baby


- eichiefs9

The construction time lapse at the Islanders WS is cool to watch.

I can't believe how easy it was to drag captn to the deep end.

Now that's funny.

I can't believe how easy it was to drag captn to the deep end.

Now that's funny.
- Puckin_Island

You're not some big thinker or original you're an anonymous zero on a sub par website just like the rest of us. Add all the laughing emojis you want. You said nothing remotely funny.

- JimmyP

Hi Jimmy

Eric Hornick
@ehornick
· 11m
BOTH #Isles & #NYR Game 1 will air on both MSG & MSG+ tomorrow. These broadcasts are EXCLUSIVE in NY-area.

Out of area (only) fans will see both games on NBCSN:

@JohnForslund , @realmikemilbury & @BrianBoucher33 on NYR-CAR

@GMillerTSN & @AJMleczko on NYI -FLA. #StanleyCup

I will have my MSG go on my phone up and running.

I can't believe how easy it was to drag captn to the deep end.

Now that's funny.
- Puckin_Island

You seem to be the one who is upset unless you really want to sexually violate me which I guess would mean you are excited.

Hi Jimmy
- mdw7413

Make fun of me?


You're an idiot if you think I care.

Captn, tell us another hilarious wife joke. I want to learn to be funny too.
- Puckin_Island

Your wife is so ugly mdw would sleep with her and mdw only finds men attractive.

https://www.youtube.com/w...ylwLl38&feature=emb_title

You're not some big thinker or original you're an anonymous zero on a sub par website just like the rest of us. Add all the laughing emojis you want. You said nothing remotely funny.
- Tedge77

Wife jokes are GREAT. Gotta get me some....then we all can
like CRAZY!

sexually violate me
- Cptmjl

dude, NO means NO. Stop asking.

Your wife is so ugly mdw would sleep with her and mdw only finds men attractive.
- Cptmjl

Can we be friends now?

You're not some big thinker or original you're an anonymous zero on a sub par website just like the rest of us.
- Tedge77

That's really deep. Thanks for sharing your depressing thoughts.

Was that remotely funny?

We banging puckins wife ?

Your wife is so ugly mdw would sleep with her and mdw only finds men attractive.
- Cptmjl

We banging puckins wife ?
- cdn_Isles_fan

Yes. 8pm. Restful Hills, plot 11. Bring a shovel.

Has barzal signed montreal’s 7 x 11m offer sheet yet?

Your owner is going to have to collect a lot of pop cans to match that!!

- mdw7413

Rated it a bit higher than I would, but thanks for your honestly.

Has barzal signed montreal’s 7 x 11m offer sheet yet?

Your owner is going to have to collect a lot of pop cans to match that!!
- bruceflyers

Here we go again. (calls Bob)