Barber: how do you want me to cut your hair today?

Tiger: I have a photo shoot today. Can you make me look like Danny DeVito?
- Atomic Wedgie

Mock him and the voodoo all you want but the Canucks ended up signing a voodoo player.

Mock him and the voodoo all you want but the Canucks ended up signing a voodoo player.


- RealityChecker

José Charbonneau?

José Charbonneau?
- bloatedmosquito

Call him Joe.

It’s disgusting how they appropriated Haitian culture for a roller hockey team.

You should all be ashamed.

Call him Joe.
- RealityChecker

Fought Domi twice in the same game

Speaking of scrappers...

It’s disgusting how they appropriated Haitian culture for a roller hockey team.

You should all be ashamed.
- Atomic Wedgie

The city tried to apologize but the hex had already been placed on the ice hockey team at that point. As the Spanish say, "c'est la vie."

It’s disgusting how they appropriated Haitian culture for a roller hockey team.

You should all be ashamed.
- Atomic Wedgie

Wait, we didn’t appropriate anything. We paid Haiti to use the name Voodoo.

Three goats and eight chickens paid in full.

The city tried to apologize but the hex had already been placed on the ice hockey team at that point. As the Spanish say, "c'est la vie."
- RealityChecker

Hughes -4. Lol.

Lind with a pretty nice 1st game. Played over 17 minutes tonight. Hopefully we see more of him.

Hughes -4. Lol.
- Reubenkincade

That's a biiiiig sophomore slump

Canucks lost another game.

Canucks lost another game.
- manvanfan

That's hindsight.

Canucks lost another game.
- manvanfan

Thanks for the update as most of us weren’t paying attention.

That's a biiiiig sophomore slump
- NewYorkNuck

Should be able to get him signed for just under 10 million per now.

Thanks for the update as most of us weren’t paying attention.
- bloatedmosquito

I wasn't paying attention either.

Not enough shiny toys to make it worth it.

Oh, also, the average salary for an NHL dman is > $2.5m and the top 4 guys clearly make more. I bet it will cost $4 to sign Hamonic, maybe $3.5 if he gets a NMC.
- 1970vintage

Have another one lol

Jovo was a beast when he wanted to drop em

Canucks lost another game.
- manvanfan

That’s #4.

Habs might not even have to win another game to make the playoffs.

Jovo was a beast when he wanted to drop em
- Nighthawk

Adam deadmarsh agrees.

Jovo was a beast when he wanted to drop em
- Nighthawk

I don't really remember beast, but he put Deadmarsh to sleep.

I wonder if the Canucks can catch the Senators?

Matthews "We had fun tonight!"

Lind has been the best canuck. Good for him
- CanuckDon

You're a piece of work Don.

You're a piece of work Don.

- VanHockeyGuy

Thank you