he looks like Guy Fieri's hockey-playing cousin
- Pat1993

put the biscuit in the basket.


or, we could slice open the biscuit and top it with with 4 different cheeses, some salami and pepperoni..

Kessel has/had some bad habits but he would almost always win his team's fitness tests in camp and is a borderline hall of fame player. (Won't make it but is first ballot hall of very good) I'd also guess that beyond his bad habits, his figure may be related to the drugs/hormones he takes as a result of losing a testicle to cancer but I'm no doctor or expert so that's purely a guess.

Jeff O'Neill is in a league of his own for the most part.
- Takemedrunkimhome

I see... O'Neill's NHL numbers aren't that bad though.

So he's young Guy Fieri in that pic. Today he's the size of modern day Guy Fieri
- Takemedrunkimhome

those biscuits weren't gonna eat themselves.

put the biscuit in the basket.


or, we could slice open the biscuit and top it with with 4 different cheeses, some salami and pepperoni..
- kicksave856

had to look that up, first time I hear that expression for scoring a goal... for a second I thought you meant to deep-fry the biscuit lol

I see... O'Neill's NHL numbers aren't that bad though.
- Pat1993

He played in a different era and had a goal scoring touch. Talent doesn't equate to hard work and athleticism

those biscuits weren't gonna eat themselves.
- kicksave856

I've eaten at a couple of Guy's restaurants...frankly I'm shocked he's able to stay as svelte as he has

He played in a different era and had a goal scoring touch. Talent doesn't equate to hard work and athleticism
- Takemedrunkimhome

oh for sure, I just wasn't expecting those stats lol

oh for sure, I just wasn't expecting those stats lol
- Pat1993

Yeah he had a few years in the early 2000's where he was one of the more consistent goal scorers in the league. He was also worse than -100+ on his career

Kessel has/had some bad habits but he would almost always win his team's fitness tests in camp and is a borderline hall of fame player. (Won't make it but is first ballot hall of very good) I'd also guess that beyond his bad habits, his figure may be related to the drugs/hormones he takes as a result of losing a testicle to cancer but I'm no doctor or expert so that's purely a guess.

Jeff O'Neill is in a league of his own for the most part.
- Takemedrunkimhome

Kessel knows how to use his retained fat cells as energy sources. It's why he's so clutch in the playoffs.

Yeah he had a few years in the early 2000's where he was one of the more consistent goal scorers in the league. He was also worse than -100+ on his career
- Takemedrunkimhome

Kessel has a career -137, O'Neill is -115, but I think both have played on rather weak teams, so it doesn't necessarily mean that much

had to look that up, first time I hear that expression for scoring a goal... for a second I thought you meant to deep-fry the biscuit lol
- Pat1993

i think john buccigross used to say it on nhl 2night on espn 2 (the deuce!).

wow that was a long time ago.

I've eaten at a couple of Guy's restaurants...frankly I'm shocked he's able to stay as svelte as he has
- Takemedrunkimhome

i like his car but his shirts are just obnoxious.

Kessel knows how to use his retained fat cells as energy sources. It's why he's so clutch in the playoffs.
- AdamFrench

He was keto before keto was cool

i like his car but his shirts are just obnoxious.
- kicksave856

He dresses exactly how I'd expect him to and so I'm accepting of his weird style. If he dressed like a normal human it would be weird almost

He dresses exactly how I'd expect him to and so I'm accepting of his weird style. If he dressed like a normal human it would be weird almost
- Takemedrunkimhome

maybe if he'd just wear an apron over it i'd fEEl better.

maybe if he'd just wear an apron over it i'd fEEl better.
- kicksave856

But you almost never see him cook...just eat

maybe if he'd just wear an apron over it i'd fEEl better.
- kicksave856

- Pat1993

god dammit!

But you almost never see him cook...just eat
- Takemedrunkimhome

okay, fine. a straight jacket.

god dammit!
- kicksave856

- Pat1993

*runs*

But you almost never see him cook...just eat
- Takemedrunkimhome

The sign of a great chef.

- Pat1993

I imagine that's him at standstill and the slowest the jiggling ever gets

*runs*
- kicksave856

I respect the work that was put into making those arms oddly wobble like that, it's a nice touch lolll

okay, fine. a straight jacket.
- kicksave856

So he can eat hands free on tv? No thanks.