@emilymkaplan
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The Rangers are acquiring Patrick Kane for a 2023 conditional second pick and 2023 fourth-round pick.

Per sources, the conditions of second round pick: turns into a first IF the Ranges make the Conference Finals. However that first round pick would be in either 2024 or 2025.

Ok...

Damn you Sour dill.
- tomburton99

they keep their 1st in 2023 regardless. Thats a win in a deep draft

But we added Tarasenko and the kids have taken the next step it seems. A legit 3 line scoring threat now if the top 2 lines dry up a bit. Plus Vesey Goodrow and Motte should be able to contribute some also.
- nyrangers9479

The time is here, buy in or don’t, but he’s here

I'll get everyone a ZJ from MDW.
- JRR1285

What's a ZJ?

@emilymkaplan
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According to sources, the Arizona Coyotes are the third party team facilitating the Blackhawks and Rangers Patrick Kane deal.
- tomburton99

So Kravtsov just looks like the dumbest trade ever?

Way to shoot for the stars. Really fun for fans when your team goes for it.

What's a ZJ?
- tomburton99

MDW will explain right before it happens.

Bright side, they keep Zac Jones.
- tomburton99

Is it though?

So Kravtsov just looks like the dumbest trade ever?
- JRR1285

Says you.



(Yes very much so.)

Is it though?
- nyrangers9479

To keep a cost controlled defensemen, who's been good in AHL? Yes.

What's a ZJ?
- tomburton99

A Zibanejob

It's when you think you're getting a BJ from a girl but she puts her hair back and it's just a crappy DJ

I'll get everyone a ZJ from MDW.
- JRR1285

Colorado Campfire. My new favorite Urban dictionary thing

So Kravtsov just looks like the dumbest trade ever?
- JRR1285

I thought we weren’t allowed to talk about that anymore ……

So what's the deal with this 4th rounder? We don't have one in 2023

Was not on the get Kane train, but this will be fun. Have to enjoy drury going for it and not giving up much at all

Says you.



(Yes very much so.)
- tomburton99

If Van was the retaining team I would have been like "sure makes sense". I hope that Van trade had a moment where Drury was like "Now you owe me a future favor".

Colorado Campfire. My new favorite Urban dictionary thing
- mdw7413

What the (frank) did I just read

like one was loading an old civil war musket

Way to shoot for the stars. Really fun for fans when your team goes for it.
- SuperHenderson13

you guys have somethin cookin'

Oh god there’s cum everywhere

What’s AZ getting for retaining 25% though?

What the (frank) did I just read

like one was loading an old civil war musket
- eichiefs9

Thats what made me fall in love with that. That sentence

Colorado Campfire. My new favorite Urban dictionary thing
- mdw7413

Sounds like a fun time. Saw a nice video a bit back involving a stick of butter in a similar predicament.

Oh god there’s cum everywhere
- rangerdanger94

I knew it was never white sauce on your street meat

Thats what made me fall in love with that. That sentence
- mdw7413

It's so descriptive

What the (frank) did I just read

like one was loading an old civil war musket
- eichiefs9

Sounds like a Tucker Max story.

Sounds like a fun time. Saw a nice video a bit back involving a stick of butter in a similar predicament.
- JRR1285

Gross