Her mother can't cook. She's OK at it. I do the cooking.
- JRR1285

How the hell did you marry into the one family that can't cook?

Her mother can't cook. She's OK at it. I do the cooking.
- JRR1285

You gave your wife a full NCC?

So your kid is going to have a scooter with fuzzy dice on the side mirror.
- mdw7413

I have a Z-28 rotting in the back yard for him. Just needs a guinea horn.

I consider myself Muammar Gaddafi of the blog.
- tomburton99

Do you remember what happened to him

In the immortal words of Emerson Lake and Palmer
“ welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. We’re so glad you could attend. Come inside, come inside.”
- airjan23

You know what’s funny about that song, all these years until recently I thought the Who sang that song

How the hell did you marry into the one family that can't cook?
- tomburton99

Bad luck I guess.

Do you remember what happened to him
- picklerick

Tom:

When I think of what you might look like I associate you with Ben from Parks and Rec for some reason.
- JRR1285

I told you want I looked like. Shia Lebouf circa 2007. Think Disturbia.

Her mother can't cook. She's OK at it. I do the cooking.
- JRR1285

Is she from Jersey shore?

Do you remember what happened to him
- picklerick

He was killed by his own people hiding in a ditch. Yes.

He was killed by his own people hiding in a ditch. Yes.
- tomburton99

That's so much better and so much more accurate than I expected.

I told you want I looked like. Shia Lebouf circa 2007. Think Disturbia.


- tomburton99

Tom:
- JRR1285

The first nuke better land on my god damn house.

Is she from Jersey shore?
- bonzo11

East Quogue, Long Island NY.

The first nuke better land on my god damn house.
- tomburton99

Do you remember what happened to him
- picklerick

he was very rich and handsome and everyone loved him right

I told you want I looked like. Shia Lebouf circa 2007. Think Disturbia.


- tomburton99

Shutup Ben.

East Quogue, Long Island NY.
- JRR1285

This scenario is impossible. There is no chance an italian family from Long Island can't make the food from "home"

he was very rich and handsome and everyone loved him right
- BINGO!

Hai Bingo.

Btw i couldn'tstop thinking of dodgeball
- bonzo11

This scenario is impossible. There is no chance an italian family from Long Island can't make the food from "home"
- tomburton99

Well, it's true. She claims her mom knew how to cook at some point but I tell her often she's a liar.

For god's sake TJ kiss and make up. I do not blame anyone 100% for anything. Tom is a big fat turd. So am I. Move on and lets talk/argue hockey so it's not weird in here
- picklerick

Why we shouldn’t get Kane, u go first

I meant Italy, and I married an Italian.
- JRR1285

A real Italian or one of those NY/NJ/LI ‘Eye’talians?

Why we shouldn’t get Kane, u go first
- nyrangers9479

🤡

A real Italian or one of those NY/NJ/LI ‘Eye’talians?
- aecliptic

The latter type. She's a mutt though.