https://twitter.com/vzmer.../1641462735882924033?s=20

https://twitter.com/vzmercogliano/status/1641462735882924033?s=20
- picklerick

Love this.

https://twitter.com/vzmercogliano/status/1641462735882924033?s=20
- picklerick

I fully believe that everyone on twitter has a mental defect and this just further solidifies that stance:

Andre Spanikopitar
@SnarlPer60
Replying to
@vzmercogliano
Not sure what fake leader Kreider is so happy about. This signing makes it more likely that he’s the one being pushed out of the lineup next year (Deservingly so). Remember when Kreider was hitting people 3 weeks ago and then stopped?
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Guy's profile literally says he is a 70's hockey enthusiast and that hockey is just getting worse. Why do these people even breathe?

I don't mean to alarm anyone but as it currently stands, and under the new draft lottery rules, WSH is the 11th and final team in contention for Bedard with a 3% chance to take it. We must root for them to win more than they lose

I fully believe that everyone on twitter has a mental defect and this just further solidifies that stance:




Guy's profile literally says he is a 70's hockey enthusiast and that hockey is just getting worse. Why do these people even breathe?
- JRR1285

now you see why my twitter accounts keep getting suspended

I fully believe that everyone on twitter has a mental defect and this just further solidifies that stance:




Guy's profile literally says he is a 70's hockey enthusiast and that hockey is just getting worse. Why do these people even breathe?
- JRR1285

Andre Spanikopitar
@SnarlPer60
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Feb 1
Exactly the problem with the current NHL. Simple fix, less Europeans and more NA players, specifically western CA. No casual fan would ever enjoy watching the leafs style of play. Why is that playoff hockey is the best?

This guy's literally never been happy about anything in his life. Like deeeeeep seated issues dating back to his childhood. Nature AND Nurture failed this man. His twitter feed is a nightmare and if Kreider disappears one day we know where to look first

now you see why my twitter accounts keep getting suspended
- jimbro83

I don't know why you guys do it.

I don't know why you guys do it.
- JRR1285

I've literally never tweeted anything in my life outside of the first year i had it back in like 2011. I have historically used it to keep up on sports and more recently just to enjoy some well earned schadenfreude. The thing is on it's last legs though. on 4/15 all legacy blue checks are going away and whatever reality it had left will cease to exist In the social media draft lottery Twitter has tanked for Bedard HARD

I fully believe that everyone on twitter has a mental defect and this just further solidifies that stance:




Guy's profile literally says he is a 70's hockey enthusiast and that hockey is just getting worse. Why do these people even breathe?
- JRR1285

Are you really so dumb you can't understand how extending a center pushes out a LW????? What's wrong with you?

Are you really so dumb you can't understand how extending a center pushes out a LW????? What's wrong with you?
- Tonybere

Yes.

I've literally never tweeted anything in my life outside of the first year i had it back in like 2011. I have historically used it to keep up on sports and more recently just to enjoy some well earned schadenfreude. The thing is on it's last legs though. on 4/15 all legacy blue checks are going away and whatever reality it had left will cease to exist In the social media draft lottery Twitter has tanked for Bedard HARD
- picklerick

I don't know what that means but a world without twitter sounds good to me.

I fully believe that everyone on twitter has a mental defect and this just further solidifies that stance:




Guy's profile literally says he is a 70's hockey enthusiast and that hockey is just getting worse. Why do these people even breathe?
- JRR1285

I'm on Twitter...

I don't know what that means but a world without twitter sounds good to me.
- JRR1285

It means that the people/companies that were verified back in the old days of twitter as being real/credible will lose their blue check indicating this and only the people who pay $8 a month will have a blue check. The blue check is turning into something that was there to denote authenticity (at least as far as who the account is run by) and now it's just solely there to indicate who is paying Elongated Musket a monthly fee for no added benefit. They're literally adding a feature where you can hide your blue checkmark status because it's so dumb

Yes.
- JRR1285

It's obvious. If we keep Chytil than either Kreider has to go or we have to extend Halak for a minimum of $3.7M and he'll play 75% of the time at 4th line RW. Also, Midgely will have to take a pay cut of 5.2% and Drury will have to move his parking space down 8 spots. Then it works.

It means that the people/companies that were verified back in the old days of twitter as being real/credible will lose their blue check indicating this and only the people who pay $8 a month will have a blue check. The blue check is turning into something that was there to denote authenticity (at least as far as who the account is run by) and now it's just solely there to indicate who is paying Elongated Musket a monthly fee for no added benefit. They're literally adding a feature where you can hide your blue checkmark status because it's so dumb
- picklerick

Pickle, I like the cut of your jib.

Pickle, I like the cut of your jib.
- tomburton99

I fully believe that everyone on twitter has a mental defect and this just further solidifies that stance:




Guy's profile literally says he is a 70's hockey enthusiast and that hockey is just getting worse. Why do these people even breathe?
- JRR1285

"I repeatedly watch hockey because I hate it so much"

Agreed Cuylle will be called up for sure. Will be interesting to see the top 6 RW's next year.
- nyrangers2

Honestly, I can see next years starting line up being...

Panarin, Zib, Kane
LAF, Chytil, Kakko
Kreider, Trochek, Vesey
Cuylle, Goodrow, Motte

Honestly, I can see next years starting line up being...

Panarin, Zib, Kane
LAF, Chytil, Kakko
Kreider, Trochek, Vesey
Cuylle, Goodrow, Motte
- aecliptic

Othmann in there for Vesey (move to 4th line). Maybe Motte isn't resigned and we trade another 4th for him next deadline. Maybe Goodrow is moved for cap space and we get a 4th line center making less than $3.6m. Who knows

I could see this happening

Othmann in there for Vesey (move to 4th line). Maybe Motte isn't resigned and we trade another 4th for him next deadline. Maybe Goodrow is moved for cap space and we get a 4th line center making less than $3.6m. Who knows
- picklerick

More importantly, who cares?!? We play the Devils tonight for second place & a glimpse at what a playoff series is going to look like. fukc next years lineup

More importantly, who cares?!? We play the Devils tonight for second place & a glimpse at what a playoff series is going to look like. fukc next years lineup
- NYR11

Can we just throw out more hypotheticals though?

Can we just throw out more hypotheticals though?
- picklerick

No. Stop caring.

It's obvious. If we keep Chytil than either Kreider has to go or we have to extend Halak for a minimum of $3.7M and he'll play 75% of the time at 4th line RW. Also, Midgely will have to take a pay cut of 5.2% and Drury will have to move his parking space down 8 spots. Then it works.
- Tonybere

Pretty sure it's 9 spots because of his longevity clause.

Can we just throw out more hypotheticals though?
- picklerick

Sure. There used to be a poster on this blog who would come up with the most ridiculous hypothetical trades. Forgot what their name was. But it would always involve three teams, a ridiculous amount of random picks, and it was always stupidly lopsided. Maybe someone whose been here awhile can remember, but my brain is mashed potatoes