you're putting who's cap on your lips now?
- Pat1993

maybe the salary cap?

maybe the salary cap?
- deadpoulet

I guess he's putting his money where his mouth is.

I guess he's putting his money where his mouth is.
- Pat1993

oh well then get a tetanus shot or some penicillin at the very least.

oh well then get a tetanus shot or some penicillin at the very least.
- kicksave856

can Conor Garland get us that? Is he still coming to Mtl?

can Conor Garland get us that? Is he still coming to Mtl?
- deadpoulet

he's been terribly unreliable running errands so far.

he's been terribly unreliable running errands so far.
- kicksave856

wait untill he sees me at the airport

wait untill he sees me at the airport
- deadpoulet

who could not love a chicken?

who could not love a chicken?
- kicksave856

oh maybe I should not post the youtube video I found then...can I pm you the video? its like dark and funny at the same time

with a chicken

oh maybe I should not post the youtube video I found then...can I pm you the video? its like dark and funny at the same time

with a chicken
- deadpoulet

oh yeah

oh maybe I should not post the youtube video I found then...can I pm you the video? its like dark and funny at the same time

with a chicken
- deadpoulet

if the video is tolerated on youtube then it's definitely ok to post it here lol

if the video is tolerated on youtube then it's definitely ok to post it here lol
- Pat1993

I dont want the police to show up at my place because of a joke and Conor (frank)ing Garlang

I dont want the police to show up at my place because of a joke and Conor (frank)ing Garlang
- deadpoulet

so you kidnapped Conor Garland and posted a video of him on youtube tied up in your coop..?




yeah that's some pretty serious stuff.

so you kidnapped Conor Garland and posted a video of him on youtube tied up in your coop..?




yeah that's some pretty serious stuff.
- Pat1993

- deadpoulet

so if it ain't beer cans, it's guns.


I'm sure you could smuggle a bunch of cocaine with that big butt of yours...

so if it ain't beer cans, it's guns.


I'm sure you could smuggle a bunch of cocaine with that big butt of yours...
- Pat1993

remember when he had all our brackets in there?

remember when he had all our brackets in there?
- kicksave856

some of them are probably still there.

remember when he had all our brackets in there?
- kicksave856

I forgot about it....

its not very fair, I had the best bracket and Gramps still told me to shove it up my ass! And so I did!

some of them are probably still there.
- Pat1993

part of his reward for winning was that he was allowed to release them.

I forgot about it....

its not very fair, I had the best bracket and Gramps still told me to shove it up my ass! And so I did!
- deadpoulet

it was a great victory!

it was a great victory!
- kicksave856

that day will forever live in the annals of glorious poultry.

Time to get up!!

Lazy buggers..

Lazy buggers..
- pete26

Hi Pete!

Hi Pete!
- Fredo

He's probably sitting at the pool bar checking all those 70yrs old chicks on his cruise ship

international police authority

The international police authority hereby write to inform you that we caught a delivering agent by the name Mrs. Willams Holden at (LaGuardia Airport) here in New York with an ATM CARD filled with United States Dollars.

In our interview with the delivering agent she said that the ATM CARD belongs to you and that she was sent by one John Robert to come deliver the ATM CARD to your doorstep not knowing that the content of the ATM CARD is money.

The delivering agent is under detention in the office of international police authority security,and we cannot release her until we carry out our proper investigation on how this huge amount of money managed to be yours. So, in this regard you are to reassure and prove to us that the ATM CARD you are about to receive is legal by sending us the proof certificate showing that the money is not illegal.

The proof certificate must be secured from the The Supreme Court here in America, because that is the only office that will issue you the original proof certificate of this ATM CARD, this is because the fund originated from America.

You are advised to forward immediately the proof certificate if you have it with you, but if you do not have it, we urge you to contact the sender of the delivering agent to help you secure the proof certificate if at all you do not have it.

Below is the contact information of the person that sent Mrs. Willams Holden as provided by her;
Name: :John Robert
Email[email protected])

We are giving you only 5 working business days to forward the requested proof certificate. Please note that if we shall get back to you after the 5 working business days, you will be charged and be arrested, but if you forward the proof of ownership certificate then we will release the delivery agent with your ATM CARD and also give you every backup on the ATM CARD.

Thanks for your understanding and cooperation

Yours Truly,
Agent John Miller