Vern is quite a popular usher. If you knew anything about the team you blog for you would know that. OEL invites him over for BBQs, and Shane Doan made him godfather to his children
- corduroy
1. This made me laugh because it completely nails the comments sections of the entire internet with a satirical jest so excellent that both Bill and Ted respect it.
2. Vern is a dbag, so you got the wrong info.